The Spanking Spot Site Review: Dirty Spank

Welcome to Glorious November Dear Reader. I decided to forgo The Spanking Update of the Week for a brand new Site Review this week. I hope you don’t mind Dear Reader but this is going to be a busy couple of weeks in the world of spanking. Now as you might know that with the exception of Real Spankings Your Humble Narrator has pretty much all the major spanking sites. I am seriously considering lifting my ban on Real Spankings since I hear they are back to filming new content. Mind you Dear Reader, there is nothing wrong with a website building up content to keep your business running but posting “new” content with people who retired from the scene more then a year ago is quite ridiculous. So I we shall see Dear Reader.

Meanwhile since I got burned by Red Assed Teens I have been quite cautious with joining spanking sites that appeared to come from mainstream porn sites. (aka not spanko’s) But Dirty Spank really did catch my eye. First while the site seemed a bit pushy with the overt marketing I did notice they had material that I haven’t seen before. In addition it looked as if it was filmed exclusively for Dirty Spank (please feel free to correct me if I am wrong Dear Reader). So while the people who run this site might not be spanko’s I suspect whomever is managing and buying content is. I do not “know” this for a fact Dear Reader so on the chance that I am wrong about

that Dear Reader I beg your forgiveness.

Site Offerings and Cost
Like most sites these days Dirty Spank is primarily a video site. The pictures they add for there updates are understandably simply a complement to their movies. Your Humble Narrator believes that the dialog is from somewhere in Eastern Europe. Which incidentally is starting to become the porn capital of the world. Not being a language expert I hope you Dear Reader will understand if I am simply wrong about this.

Not having any contact with the site owner (as offshoots of mainstream adult sites is common) I simply have no idea how old this site is. From the Update schedule I would hazard a guess that it started about 3 months ago which again I am assuming since the updates seem to occur once a week.

The Site runs $29.95 per month at a one month Subscription. That price drops to a little under $19 bucks if you sign up for a 3 month stint. At First Dear Reader I though it was a bit on the high side. Assuming the update schedule is Kosher its really not that bad when you look at the length of the updates. Each “clip” runs 15-25 minutes long. Most of the “full” movies by default run about 30+ minutes which isn’t bad if they are updating once a week. Even once a month isn’t all that bad to tell you the truth. So with one’s subscription you would get access to 24 video “clips” for 14 “movies” at roughly 8 hours of spanking goodness.

With that rate for a one month subscription you can expect to spend about $3.75 per HOUR of spanking goodness. As I said, Its not bad but not a great deal either. I would like them to aggressively cut this cost until Dirty spank can offer along the same costs that true spanko run sites charge.

Quite refreshingly they have most of their focus on Male spanking female though in an ironic sense probably the best spanking on the site is a Mother /daughter scene. -

The Girls
Every time I see a eastern European film I can honestly say that I have been born (and living) in the wrong friggen country. Land of the Free and Home of the Brave is all nice and good but I can guarantee that most males would happily give up freedom to buy useless crap that we can’t afford for a crack at some of these girls asses. None of them are known in the spanking community but should any of these girls go to a more respected spanking house I can tell you Dear Reader they will do quite well. But do not take Your Humble Narrator’s word for it. See for yourself.

Scenes, Outfits, Film Quality, and of Course The Spankings
Since your Humble Narrator can hardly follow the English Language. Then it comes not as a shock to you Dear Reader that I have absolutely no idea what the scenes are about, but they do look good!. Film Quality is decent particularly with a new site. I suspect any of the quality problems that one can expect comes not from Dirty Spank but from the quality of the film it was originally filmed upon. Outfits generally comprise of street clothes that is quickly discarded as the spankings get more intense.

Now as for the Spankings Dear Reader. They are hit or miss. Mostly miss. With perhaps the exception of two or three of the “scenes” the spanking is quite tame. Almost Paddy Cake like. Perhaps the only saving grace for these scenes is how hot the girls are in the first place.

So did I like it Dear Reader, To that I will say ehh…. I really wanted to like it. The girls getting the spankings are gorgeous. The filming was decent. but to tell you the truth the weak spankings kind of killed it for me. If Dirty Spank are going to play with the big boys and properly enter the spanking community they have to at the very least increase the severity of the spankings

Who will NOT like this site
Hard spanker fans beware, other then a few scenes this is really not for you. I was a bit disappointed. But I have also joined Dirty Spank simply because I think it might have potential and hopefully it will bring us change over the next few months on The Spankings Of the Week

Who will LOVE this site.
If the severity of the spanking is not what you enjoy, you might like this one. I am still a bit weary on Dirty Spank simply because I have not heard about it before. If your looking for something new Dear Reader then Dirty Spank definitely delivers.

You can find it here at Dirty Spank

Brushstrokes

Filed Under (Spanking Site Review) by Brushstrokes on 03-11-2008