What exactly is Beauty in a Woman? Today its an 18 years old in desperate need of a sandwich and Large silicone Breasts. In 9th century China women with small feet were treasured. This was brought to the extreme by binding young girl’s feet, A practice that lasted almost 1000 years. Hottentots tribe in southern Africa seems to like very fat women with large deposits in and around the buttocks. Women go on eating binges before their wedding to fatten themselves up. Shakira would be Butt Ugly to them!

Now you may be asking your self “hey that’s interesting but what does it have to do with spanking”? Well when the Owner of English Punishments contacted me he told me a previous reviewer suggested that some his girls were not so attractive. Aside from being untrue. I respond to that by asking, Deemed attractive by whom! For years I had a thing for Irish Girls with Big Butts. I have a friend who thought Monica Lewinski was one of the hottest girls on earth.

Now I enjoy seeing what we consider as “Hot” women being spanked as well as the next guy. However I would much rather see or deliver good spanking to a Average looking female then a crappy one delivered to a Beautiful girl.

The point I am trying to make dear readers is that we all like different things, but yet we all have one thing in common, we like to see Women Spanked (and a few of you men). And regards to that, English Spankers Delivers! They have the Varity of women, to keep all of us regardless of taste more then happy.

Located in jolly old England owned and run by a true spanko Peter Kay who also runs his own production company called Strand productions. I encourage you to take a look at his site he has a detailed history of how his companies were born. It shows both staying power and Pride in his work. Interesting read as well.

Site Offerings and Cost
While its not the biggest deal in the world, I will point out right off the bat English Spankers Landing page is a mess and very confusing. Luckily that is not reflective of the rest of the site. I would however highly suggest he get the landing pages redesigned.

As the English would put it, This is a BIG BLOODY SITE! I mean it’s huge! I would hate to see the storage capacity they need for this thing. I usually like to try to get though the whole site for a review. I haven’t even downloaded half of the video’s they have. I counted 145 videos on the site and these are not 10-second clips, They run between 3 and 20 minutes. The newer ones are High Definition. If you join this site get yourself another hard drive, you’ll need it.

In addition to the video’s they have 125 photo sets with anywhere from 75 to 200 photo’s each, Finally they offer a small site called Spanking Academy, which is schoolgirl picture oriented.

Cost is a straight $29.95 with no discounts for 3 or 6 months prepayment. Normally I would ding a site for that, but the sheer size makes up for the lack of discount 10 fold. Since I failed in getting though even half of the video’s I can’t calculate value per minute I can promise you it’s the lowest I have seen. Even if you hate half the video’s (which you won’t) its still one hell of a value!

Updates occur once a week which is a bit infrequent but when you take into account you get the whole video (no parts) its well worth it. That will give 4-5 videos per month. I wouldn’t worry about the new videos too much it will take you at least 2 months to properly get though all the archived Video’s.


The Girls
This site is truly a diversity of girls. There is something for everyone here. They have skinny, fat, pretty, not so pretty, young, old Professional and Amateur. This site spanks them all! Now that I have been though a couple of the English sites I am getting to know some of the girls in the industry.

Pandora for one is a beautiful as always. Emily-Jayne not the youngest of the bunch but she looks fantastic in a school uniform (I am so smitten with her for some reason). Summer and Lee who are two of my favorite spankee’s and they take HARD Spankings. A couple of Hot redheads, if I am not mistaken I think one of them is Lydia which I mentioned on the Sound punishment review. Sasha (who is spanked for smoking) is hot as hell though she is a little old for the schoolgirl outfit. Finally a very attractive girl name Stephanie.

If older women are your style they have quite a few attractive older ladies. Susie gets an honorable mention since for her age she looks quite good in pigtails. Tanya D is quite nice as well. Penny is a very attractive older woman who gets her ass beaten quite severely.

I’m not really into the older or larger girls being spanked, but there are undoubtedly those of you out there who will enjoy it. If that is your thing, then you will love this site!

Scenes Outfits and Film Quality.
Being an site from the UK I would expected a lot of schoolgirl scenes. There are suprisingly few (enough to keep me interested however) Instead there is more a focus on domestic Discipline Father/Daughter Mother/Daughter and a lot of Husband/Wife scenes.

My pet peeve in the spanking world are schoolgirl Outfits on ladies who will obviously not pass for school girls. There are indeed degree’s of this, For example Sasha, Very hot woman and quite enjoyable seeing her rear reddened though she probably shouldn’t be wearing a school outfit. On the other hand someone like Emily-Jayne who is older looks fantastic in one, so its not always age based. It’s the believability of the scene. English Spankers takes this a bit far in my opinion with some of the women who aren’t as borderline as the schoolgirls mentioned above. However I do understand that Adult SchoolGirls are popular in England so I guess it’s a matter of taste.

The Film Quality is Excellent. The most recent running in High definition, even in the lower definition files the quality us very very good. Everything I have come across runs in wmv format. There is no DRM that I can tell

If you want my personal opinion? Is it one of my favorites? Sadly not for the reasons mentioned above. However that is a matter of taste. Is it a well run, entertaining site with TON of material to watch and great value for your money? Absolutely. Its also nice to see the Pride that Peter Kay takes in his work regardless if I personally like it or not.

Who will not like this site
Anyone who demands only “HOT” (in the standard of our society) women being spanked.

Who will like this site
Anyone who likes Domestic Husband/Wife themes, who likes seeing a Varity of women spanked, Anyone who like older women spankings will LOVE this site.

See the site here at English-Spankers.com

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