Ah springtime in Paris,  The place that the Romans named Gaul, known for its fine wines,  Champaign and excellent food.  Yes Dear Reader the folks that have brought us such delicious cheeses such as Brie, Port and Salut.  Where would we lovers of fine cuisine be without the Hexagone.  The French and us Americans have had a strained relation over the years.  In fact they are probably the main reason why I hate our present idiot and chief.  You see,  Despite the bringing culture, fine art and unbelievable food to the rest of the world, when it comes to world matters they also tend to be pretty much wrong most of the time.  As a testament of how stupid our King George and his crony’s were.  Recent history has proved that the French position on blocking the US from invading Iraq in the UN indeed bucked the trend.  Thus only idiot George could make the French correct. 

Of course us Americans could not take such insubordination!  The mere idea that our brush clearing idiot from Texas was not 100% correct annoyed us Dear Reader.  But we got them back,  Renaming French Fries to Freedom Fries in our nations capital.  Thus denying the French’s namesake to deep fried heart attack on a plate.  That showed them!

Ah but Your Humble Narrator didn’t come here to berate our moron,  or even the French!  Today France shows us that over Baguettes’, a fine glass of Bordeaux, fine chesses  and folie de gras.  One can take the time out to tan naughty french girls bottoms.  Today Dear Readers we review the french spanking site.  FrenchSpanking.Org.

Site Offerings and Cost
I must say this is an Odd little site.   While these sites do have their place in today’s Spanking Internet Community usually they are teamed with a movie site.  Not that pictures are bad Dear Reader just a little outdated for a pay site.  But to each their own.  The only real issue I have is that I would have preferred that the site state that.  They have a animated gif on their page with suggests there are movies.  I found that a bit misleading. 

When you first log in you will be greeted by a simple yet effective directory of a dozen girls that end up spanked.  Clicking on a girls directory gives you previews of the multiple spankings each of the girls get.  The pictures are a little small and a bit slow for a pay site but nothing to get up in arms about.  I wasn’t able to count all the pictures but there has to be at least 500 or more.  So if your a picture fan there is alot to look at.  Recent Updates are not marked and the Site simply says "Updated Often" so your guess is as good as mine for FrenchSpanking.org’s update schedule. 

While the idea of a standalone picture site is a bit outdated I don’t really have a problem with it since there are plenty of picture fans out there.  However I feel that a site like that should be priced accordingly.  Sadly Dear Reader FrenchSpanking.org is not.  Costs range from 1.65 euro’s for a one day membership to 35 Euro’s for a month membership.  Even to European’s this site is WAY overpriced.  Plus since King George has managed to make US dollar worth slightly more then Zimbabwe currency us Americans would almost be paying $50 bucks for a one month membership. This is about 5 times what I would consider a fair price for a picture only site and almost double of what most larger movie and picture sites cost.  FrenchSpanking.org really needs to take a look at its pricing structure in my humble opinion.  If you want to price with the big boy’s you need to have offerings to compete. 

French Spanking.org has done just about the dumbest thing I have ever seen a Spanking Site do.  The content IS NOT DOWNLOADABLE! Hence the lack of pictures on this review.  The left click is disabled so you can’t save the pictures.  Absolutely unacceptable!  Honestly Dear Reader I discovered this AFTER I wrote my whole review and went to populate it with pictures.  My initial impression was this was simply overpriced but a decent little site.  But without downloadable content Dear Reader on a PICTURE SITE!!! just leaves me in awe that anyone would join this site

The Girls
The 12 girls that French Spanking presently works with range from 21 to mid 40’s so there is a nice selection.  Half of them are in their 20’s, 1 in her Thirties and 5 in their 40’s so it offers a nice mix of whatever might meet your fancy.  They also offer the gambit of body types from the skinny to the plump.  So again they have a nice selection of whatever you might enjoy Dear Reader. 

Picture Quality, Outfits and Of course the Spankings
The picture quality is somewhat lacking though acceptable.  Again I would think for a picture only site they would offer some large high res pictures.  Most of the pictures are like 800×600 or so.  The French are of course known for their fashion as well,  All of the girls have very nice street clothes outfits which is different.  Spankings on a Picture only site is tough to gauge.  They don’t look extremely hard but they also don’t appear to be paddycake spankings. 

Who Will NOT like this site
30 Euro’s a month, Pictures only and without downloadable content?  I have no idea who would spend their hard earned money on this.  If the issues are corrected in the future I would be willing to revisit this site.

Who WILL like this site. 
I have absolutely No idea

If you want to see this site.  its here at FrenchSpanking.org

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