Well we haven’t run a site review in a while. It sucks being a one man operation, one bout of the flu and my schedule goes to hell. When I say I have alot of sites to review, I mean alot. I have been promising poor Lucy and Paul a site review for over a month.

I’ll make an open disclosure, I love English girls, something about that accent. Back when I was young 20 something there were a considerable number of Nannies/Aupairs where I lived. There were a number of advantages to dating the imports. First there were a new batch every year, Second, Each new batch usually came from different countries so one could sample the geographical flavor. Finally, they were young, hot and away from home. Of all the nanny nationalities I must say English/Scottish/Irish girls liked the spankings much more then Americans or anyone else for that matter. I’m not sure what goes on in that country but as soon as I mentioned it they were all game. (particularly that one from Sherwood Forest but I digress).

Northern Spanking specialized in the girls from accross the pond. Being one of the granddaddy of internet spanking sites there is much to choose from and Dear Readers I can tell you it will not disappoint

Site offerings and Cost
Started in 2000 as ASS (Actually Spanking in Scotland), Northern Spanking is in its 7th year of operation. You’ll notice I put a premium in well established sites that will not take your money and run. Northern is definitly one of them.

When you log into this wonderful site, the first thing you’ll notice is that, well its a absolute mess. The site design is waaay outdated. My conversations (and its mentioned in Lucy McLean’s interview) is that they are in the process of redesigning the site. I wish them well because its desperately needed. The second thing you’ll say to yourself “where the hell are all the movies! I got ripped off!” Fear not my friends. The movies (and there a TON of them) are not well marked and mixed in with the pictures. The third thing you’ll say to yourself after you have spend a couple of hours on the site is “Holy shit this site is HUGE!”, which indeed will make you very happy.

Once you get past the design and presentation flaws you will find arguably one of the best and largest spanking sites on the internet. The site consists of pictures, Movies and Stories. They also host parties for those of you who want to get your hands on some of those delightful bottoms. (Leia-Ann is MINE, MINE I TELL YOU! well assuming she likes funny looking bald men, and if not I’ll make a trip to the hairclub for men).

Now I usually like to go though a site and count picture sets/movies before I write a review. Friends, I couldn’t get though all of it. Its HUGE!. I’m still just downloading the movies that I like, not to mention the ones that are “OK”. There have got to be over 1000 pictures on the site, way to many to count in such a short time.

Updates occur once every one to two days, more frequent then most sites. Updates consist of either picture sets or movies (Stories are an added bonus). Its tough to tell but it looks as if they try to offer at least 4 movies per month. All movie scene’s are full. Though some of the longer scenes are posted in two or three parts.

Costs run $24.95 per month. That drops to $16.65/Month if you sign up for 90 days. Even at its most expensive Northern Spanking offers one hell of a bargain. Since yours truly has not gotten though all of the movies on the site I cannot calculate the cost/Hour but from what I have seen the cost must be below $1.00/hour for the backlog. One of or the best value for you money of all the spanking sites.

The movies will range from 8 minutes (at high res) to well over 20 minutes (wmv) depending on when the movie was posted. (more about that later)

The Girls
I will tell you friends, you will find no Silicone implanted girls here. If you live in England, These ARE the girls next door. If you don’t, then these are the girls who lived next door as part of an exchange program. Complete with the cute little accent.

Northern Spanking offers over 40 different girls to choose from so any list I make or pictures I post is far from comprehensive. I could write a novel on this site. Some of the more notable models, The lovely Leia-Ann Woods, Precocious Adel Haze, “The new Gal” Abi (very hot). Dublin O’Brian (god I love Irish girls), and of course my two favorite women, Amy Hunter and Lucy McLean.

Variety is abound on this site. The models ranging from Very Hot to Plump and Pretty to MILFs. This site has something for everyone.

Scenes, Outfits, Film Quality and the Spankings.
Scenes and Outfits run the gambit of Spanking Films. Scenes are typical of your English spanking fare. A healthy emphasis on school girls (nothing wrong with that). Some very nice riding outfits. There is a “50’s” dress that for some inexplicable reason totally turns me on.

All of the scene’s run either F/F and M/F. There is quite a healthy variety of both. They run your typical Teacher/Student, Uncle/Niece, Mother/Daughter, throw in a couple or roommate scenes just for good measure. Husband/wife are also a pretty common theme here (we all know how those wives get out of line).

The quality of the new content is EXCELLENT. it runs in MP4 which a number of the major players will play in. It is very high res (if not high def). My Hats off to Lucy and Paul for pushing the bar when it comes to quality. All are shot professionally.

Oddly enough I find the English don’t like their OTK to hard (confirmed by a number of unhappy nannies). When it comes to the cane or the paddle the punishments get much harder. In my opinion I would prefer some harder OTK scenes. on the Female Dom’s they can spank hard enough to keep my interest. Some of the males spank harder though Lucy named Giovanni as a very hard spanker. Unfortunately either film does not do him justice or perhaps I am jaded, but I simply didn’t find that.

Some very nice touches that I need to mention here. First all of the girls are available via E-Mail. I cannot promise all will be answered but they do answer them. Great way to get in touch with the model of your dreams but not violate her privacy (big no no people). The also have webmaster’s email (for suggestions, complaints etc) clearly posted on the site, and they answer it. Once again clearly superior customer service! There is even a chat room which (I believe) the girls frequent.

Who will NOT like this site
I think I would be hard pressed to find anyone who didn’t like this site other then very anal site designers. Perhaps if you demand the blonde big bouncing silicone boobies kind of think you might not like it.

Who will LOVE this site
Well, I enjoyed it. I would think you would too. If you like M/f or F/f this site has something for you. The multitude of girls on this site will fit anyone’s fancy. I would also give this site a recommendation to someone who has never joined a site before. Plenty of content, discrete but well trusted owner, excellent customer service and hard spankings. You can’t ask much more then that.

See it here at Northern Spanking

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