Welcome Dear Reader for another site review by Your Humble Narrator determined to show you how to best spend your spanking allowance on the best spanking out there.  This week we tackle a rather strange spanking site that has been around forever and of course  Yours Truly simply has not gotten around to reviewing it.  Now I call it rather strange since as a warning this site contains some “hardcore” thus really belongs on my other spanking blog Spanked and Fucked.  The struggle I have with determining which site indeed to put this review is that the spanking scenes are just that.  Spanking.  While the Hardcore scenes are exactly that.  Hardcore, with no spanking going on, which I might add is rather odd.  So I guess this site is indeed not spanking AND fucking.  it is more like Spanking OR Fucking.  Thus I figured at least I would review the spanking part of the site (which is most of it) and ignore the hardcore part of it for another day.

Site Offerings and Cost
When you first log in you would be more than justified thinking “I Just got ripped off there is only one spanking here!”, which indeed is exactly what Your Humble Narrator thought.  But once you poke around the site you will realize you indeed did not get ripped off, but Spanking University is simply suffering from an incredibly horrible site design.

Spanking University presents you with “pages” and on each page is a number of spanking and or hardcore scenes.  Now it looks like when they started out lacking enough women wanting to get spanked they used the hardcore scenes as “filler”.  It also looks as of the past year  or so they found those naughty girls and there is infinitely more spanking now then when they started in April 2008.

The problem is of course unlike most sites they don’t post their most recent material on Page 1.  So you have to navigate to the last page to see the new material.  There is also an “Updates” Link that makes a bit more sense though there you have to find both the movie and the pictures separately.  So the site needs some getting used to and whomever designed the thing needs a good slap for being a horrible web designer.

Spanking University is like many sites a video/Photo hybrid site offering a video and high quality stills of each and every spanking.  (Which makes my life much easier).  It looks as if they update once a week with either a full photo set or a movie.  Unfortunately not all photosets have movies and not all movies have photosets.

Site costs run around $24.99 which is actually pretty reasonable.  There is only a monthly option so no discount for a longer term membership which is kinda foolish but hey its their site!

At the time of this review I counted 28 or so spanking movies on the site and probably another 20 or  spanking picture sets without videos.  The Hardcore scenes are limited to perhaps 10 video’s and a number of picture sets.  The movies run about 4 minutes apiece which would leave one with about 2 hours of spanking video’s.

Quite honestly for a site that has been running for a year and a half that is quite poor.  Hell most spanking sites launch with more than that!  Should they ever want to be a large player in our spanking fantasies they will indeed have to rethink their offerings.

The Girls

Well the girls are indeed this sites saving grace.  They have quite a few of them that run the gambit of what we would find attractive.  There is a girl for everyone at Spanking University.  Many of the girl next door types!  There are no big names here and the girls have an almost amateurish quality to them.  But take not my word for it Dear Reader see for yourself

Scenes, Film Quality, Outfits and of course the Spankings

The Film quality is decent with most of the newer material running in WMB at 768 x576.  They do have a few movies at HD quality but they are far and few.  As for the scenes there really isn’t much leading up to the spanking other than the viewer knowing that the girl will get her knickers pulled down and her bare bottom spanked.

Outfits are cute and diverse with girls getting spanked in a variety of clothing themes.  Everyday domestic clothes, a healthy dose of schoolgirl outfits, a few of the girls act up in evening wear, though when it comes down to it most of the girls end up stark naked during their spankings.

Which of course brings us to the spankings themselves.  Well they are not going to win any hard spanking awards but they are a little harder than a paddycake spanking as well.  Not hard enough for Yours Truly tastes but some of you might find them hard enough.  The girls however are quite good actors during such spankings (or their bottoms are rather sensitive).

So what indeed is the bottom line?  Well at first I thought this was simply another spanking site run by non-spanko’s who just didn’t have a clue.  But the site has the “feel” of one who indeed enjoys whacking a girls bare bottom now and then.  And oddly other than the firmness of the spanking itself they do actually get the bottom beatings right.  On the other hand it seems that Spanking University is a site that doesn’t know what it wants to be when it grows up.  The frustrating thing is they have all the elements they need.  Attractive women getting spanked.  They just need to focus on it a bit more.

Who will NOT like this Spanking site

Its an “OK” site.  I don’t believe these owners are trying to rip their customers off.  Unfortunately there is little here for the hard spanking fan to enjoy.  Furthermore if Hardcore turns you off then  stay away.  Those new to the spanking hobby will also be advised to stay away.  There are considerably better valued sites out there. 

Who WILL like this Spanking site

As I said Spanking University is not really “Bad”.  Picture collectors will probably love it.  Also for those of us who are a bit sick of seeing all the usual girls getting spanked these guys offer quite a bit of variety to your collection.

If your interested you can find it here at Spanking University

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