Hello Dear Readers, or Dear Readers –1 since at least one of you out there has an issue with Your Humble Narrator’s non-style. But then again Yours Truly never claimed to be a literary genius. Of course if I was I might be writing romance novels and not about spanking. And I suspect Dear Reader that this would make you very unhappy. But fear not! there seems to be a lack of publishing agents knocking at my door for my non-existant book. Yes Dear Reader your favorite spanking site is indeed safe.
Now to get down to business. Dallas throughout the years has dished out some very memorable spankings. I can remember a grainy video of him spanking the living daylights out of a shorthaired female back when he spanked for Ed Lee and his Nu-West empire. I though to my rather young self at the time, that is indeed how one should spank a naughty lady. Little did I know some years later Your Humble Narrator would find himself writing about the various exploits of famous spankers and writing Dear Reader alot. Now the Dallas’s most recent spanking is not the hardest I have seen from him, nor is it unfortunately perhaps the best. (personally I think the session he did with Kailee and her sister was perhaps my favorite). But One must give credit where credit is due, since he managed to somehow convince Martina Warren The Penthouse Pet of the year in 2005 (not 2003 as I first reported) to go over his knee in a not so gentle spanking session.
Now you might be wondering why the big deal? Well it is true Martina has done some light bondage stuff since her fame in 2005 but one would expect someone thinking about getting into the spanking industry to perhaps ease into it. While Clare Fonda, Chelsea Pfeiffer and some of the other well known spanking houses have their own brand of spanking none of them rely on the level of brute force that Dallas uses to entertain us. One would expect that a mainstream model looking to get into the business would go see some of the lighter more stylistic spankings to get a feel. Going to see Dallas right off the bad is akin to becoming President of the United States after spending only 2 years in the senate!
Now how Dallas gets these girls to come visit him and more importantly keep them from running screaming from his abode after the first blow upon their soon to red bottoms is truly unknown. It is rather impressive. But he manages to do it, and this week he has very much outdone himself with Martina. So Enjoy Dear Reader these photo’s from his spanking session and Martina’s Photo’s of her more mainstream activities. One other note. I noticed that Dallas has changed his format on Dallas Spanks Hard. No longer will we have to suffer though Real Media. He has started encoding his new material in MP4 which despite not having a program to merge the parts of his wonderful material, is a far superior format in Your Humble Narrator’s opinion. Now if he could only get Jenna Jamison in for a spanking.
One small correction Dear Readers. It DOES appear that our lovely Ms Warren has gotten a spanking once before. I stumbled across a shoot she did with Firm Hand Spanking back in 2007. It a photo story with our lovely Samantha Woodley dishing out a wooden paddle spanking. No movies, but she is in her birthday suit. Here are a few from one of the shoots. 
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