Last Weekend throngs of the faithful descended upon various electronic stores to purchase Apple’s spanking new gadget that they somehow decided it would be fitting to name after a feminine hygiene device. Soon our hipsters and artists alike will preach to us unwashed masses once again the blessings stowed upon us by the god Steve Jobs. So I began Dear Reader to wonder what indeed it would be like should Apple start making spanking implements.
Well to begin with they must of course be shiny and rather cool looking. Those drab wooden paddles would be given a makeover with at the very minimum metallic paint. But perhaps the drawback is that they can only be used to spank previously Jobs approved bottoms since we know the Jesus paddle could not be used on any such bottom. But there will be some getting used to Apple’s particular brand of spanking. For example Tawses will only indeed have one strap. Why of course would we need more than one if Steve denies us multi tassel spanking instruments.
But there is a price to pay for Apple’s appleness! Looking hip and cool was of course never cheap Dear Reader hence why all the spanking paraphernalia will cost roughly 3 times any common bottom beating apparatus and once your equipment breaks one of course can go to a genus bar to have our expensive shiny toy fixed all the while being condescended to. But enough! Today is of course Thursday which means its time to kick off our Spanking Updates of the Week. Which will run not two but Three days starting this week, bringing you spanking well into the weekend.
Let us begin our kickoff of the first 3 update Spanking Updates of the week with none other than our lovely subject of our interview on Tuesday. Amelia Jane Rutherford’s friend Syra Garcia (who is quite cute in her own right) wanted an advance on her allowance. Now being Northern Spanking this indeed is not possible and like many spoiled girls pitched a fit when the money was indeed not provided. There is of course only one way to deal with spoiled brats and that indeed is a good hard OTK Spanking. But indeed Dear Reader this apparently did not make an impression on her since she waited for her father to go to bed and stole the money for a night on the town with AJR. But alas when he catches up to them, they both feel the sting of the cane on their supple and distinguished bare bottoms. 
For those of us locked in the never ending recession that King George gave us, the nice thing about spanking is that it is rather cheap. (at least when you factor out finding a girl to spank). A spanking of course can be given with any kind of implement which will create a sting when swung rapidly against a bare bottom. This describes more or less everything! Of course even a pillow swung hard enough will indeed create a stinging bottom. But Our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian being the rather thrifty spanker makes good use with a handful of stinging sticks on Real Life Spanking 
My dear dear Clare Fonda is indeed in need of a spanking. Leaving us with blurry photo’s of Tina Tink and Lavender’s shoot. She is getting rather lazy I think! But while the photo’s are less than optimal the video of the switch spanking these two girls give and get is not. Particularly when the guy with the best job on the planet (her cameraman) jumps in and shows both of them what it means to be spanked by a guy. From Spanked Call Girls 
Spanked at Home getting over their recent bout of GBSitis has as I mentioned last week redesigned their site. It looks fantastic and I absolutely hate it! Somehow their web designer decided it would not be a good idea to let their members peruse the pictures now forcing you to download them in zip files. Now Spanking Houses we need to talk. I know many customers couldn’t give two toots about the pictures but they are important, because it allows the customer to decide if they are going to spend the time and download the movie. Hence having a good set of pictures SAVES YOU MONEY ON BANDWIDTH! No one is going to download a 300mb movie if they don’t like the scene they see in the images. You don’t have to have many, but enough to tell the story and give the viewer an idea of what they are in store for. Well at the very least Spanked at Home was kind enough to allow us to download the zip of the images only to reveal a very very interesting spanking with the ravishing redhead Justine’s encounter with a rather think cane on her bare buttocks. 
So it hit 92 Degrees here in my Beloved City. In the beginning of April, which means of course we will have 2 feet of snow by next week. But the short shorts were indeed out in force today flaunting fine derrieres which just beg to be spanked. And while most of the day was spent oogling and dreaming of putting these naughty girls over my knee. We do not have to rely on our imagination with our Dear Clover wearing a little black dress that soon gets pulled up for her bare bottom spanking. From Sound Punishment. 
When I was in school wandering the hallway was a wonderful pastime. This of course led to all kinds of mischief such as pennying in doors, Tabasco in the ketchup in the lunch room and of course the always amusing flushing of a M-80 down one of the toilets. But Real Spanking Institute will have none of such nonsense and after catching the very cute Monica doing her hall wandering the new teacher is instructed to spank her quite hard while Mr M reads the instructions of a rather ominous looking machine which Your Humble Narrator thinks will be used to torture her already spanked bottom quite soon. Also available though the better valued 8 site Real Spanking Pass. 
Donna is a spanked housewife and as far as Your Humble Narrator is concerned (and I am sure many of you) that is indeed what all housewives should be. This of course is not because a housewife is always naughty but I would have to imagine staying home all day taking care of the same things over and over again tends to be wearing. So a wise married spanker must put some incentive for his domestic beauty to get her chores done. This of course can be done with very shiny things which are both expensive and follow the law of diminishing returns since the next time she will want something shinier or the considerably cheaper and much more effective spanking! From English Spankers 
And finally for tonight (Remember there will be an update Tomorrow and Saturday) we have two young Japanese Ladies whacking each others behind attempting to summon yet another creature to destroy Tokyo. But alas they failed to reach the correct cadence and instead of destruction on a massive scale they simply leave with sore bottoms. From HandSpanking. 
Until Tomorrow
Brushstrokes
Nice to know that SOMEONE remembers who got the economy into this mess. Of course President Obama & Congress could do better job – reintroducing Glass-Steagall would be a start – but if the screamers had had their way (or get their way after the mid-terms) then we would be facing another Great Depression.
On more pleasant matters, I notice that RSI are stuck in a time warp! They are still watermarking their images as “2009″ four months into the new year… And I know that this isn’t old content because Mr. M blogged about his new acquisition (the RoboSpanker you can see him setting up in the background) on 22 March.