Well Dear Reader I am indeed convinced that Google hates your Humble Narrator. Or at least The Spanking Spot. You see since Your Humble Narrator left blogger over a year and a half ago, he has been trying in vain to get the fatheads at Google to allow The Spanking Spot to qualify for just a few more keywords than the name of the site. Every once and a while something clicks at suddenly I am ranking for 100’s of spanking keywords. But it never lasts, and suddenly Your now very frustrated Narrator is back in the doghouse.
Fortunately many of you find this site though the other wonderful Spanking Bloggers out there. However it would be nice to bring in fresh readers from time to time. I apologize for my rant Dear Reader but I am indeed frustrated since as you know all of my posts are unique and handwritten yet my friends at Google insist on suggesting this site is indeed spam.
Well perhaps Google will get a spanking from Bing before too long. (doubtful but one can hope). So enough of my whining Dear Reader, off to the rest of the Spanking Updates of the Week!
Well on with staying on the Cheerleader Spanking Theme from Thursday Firm Hand Spanking has the Young Brittney Mays as not only a babysitter but a varsity cheerleader who is indeed a bit nosy. Finding her looking though her closet the woman of the house decides that she needs to teach little Brittney a lesson with a leather strap applied to her bare bottom. 
The beautiful Redhead Irelynn Logeen is a bit of a clumsy girl. She managed to break her grandmothers vase that was sitting on the “lino” which might be some bizarre British term for the floor. (speak English people!) . Failing to convince Stephen that it was indeed an accident a rather hard spanking ensues with her bent over a chair and having Your Humble Narrator’s namesake applied quite forcefully to her bare bottom. Of course it doesn’t help that she is in a wonderful plaid skirt that covers a bottom that just begs to be spanked. From Northern Spanking 
Now this is just plain mean Dear Reader. Angelina struck up a online relationship with a nice old gentleman. He sent her a picture of his house and asked her to come stay with him which upon seeing the stately manor with the big gates readily agreed. what she didn’t know and found out when she arrived as an illegal immigrant to Jolly old England is that he didn’t actually live in that house. More like in the parking lot in a RV. Now to make matters worse he is indeed in need of a girl around the house that grant’s “favors” (which I am sure she knew about before going to live with him). but upon her refusal he shows her his other love. Spanking! From Spanking Digital (or the 4 site Spank Pass) 
Our wonderful Kailee Robinson seems to be back and rather naughty this week. She managed to smuggle in some contraband undergarments into Real Spanking Institute which of course just from the places name is not a very wise move. But Kailee will always be Kailee and this time she is to get a good hard naked caning. Also available on the 8 site Real Spanking Pass 
Someone wrote to me a few days ago whom I will assume could not speak English well (welcome to the club). He insisted that Bad Tushy does not allow downloads of their material anymore. I can say Dear Reader that I checked again just to make sure and indeed that is false. They have happily reverted back to their old ways and given their customers what they want. Downloadable material. And while their spankings are somewhat tongue and cheek they are indeed hard which is always welcome in my book. 
Who but the lovely Teen Keegan would bring our hero Tom our of retirement. Could it be he missed all those “stuuupiid gurls”? After months on the schoolgirl free island Tom is refreshed and ready to spank. And he does so with a vengeance on Keegan’s pajama clad bottom (well at least until he pulls down her pants) with a good hard plastic hairbrush. From Girls Boarding School 
While I am not all that keen on the whole Anal exam to tell you the truth if its Kami Robertson, I am indeed game. besides a hard caning follows by none other then the beautiful and talented Lucy Mclean. From Bars and Stripes 
I was watching the three biggest healthcare insurers on Capital hill the other day where the readily admitted that they often drop coverage once their customers get sick, which of course is one of the reasons our health care system is so fucked. Now one would think in this anti corporate environment these geniuses would at least try to fake a bit of compassion to our congress critters. Well all three were asked if they would stop dropping customers unless clear fraud was determined. They all responded with a resounding NO. Now I am surprised Michael Moore and 300 sick people with pitchforks didn’t burst though the door shouting BURN THEM. Meanwhile doctors, hospitals and various other medical professionals are quite upset they may not be able to charge $15 for an aspirin if this overhaul becomes a reality. Now I will tell you a little story dear reader. I used to be in the pharmaceutical business when Billary was trying to shove universal health care down our throats. I was attending a huge conference in LA when of course the Rodney King trial came in. Needless to say we spent most of the time trying to get out of LA. But when we finally did the attendees and myself had a little party on the beach where Yours Truly ended up getting rather drunk with the head lobbyist for the Pharmaceutical companies. So being rather young I asked him what was going to happen and her responded by patting the young Brushstrokes on the head and saying“don’t worry” as we sang some drunken song to the birds that were flying though the twilight. two weeks later the scandal Whitewater broke. From Cutie Spankee 
Alannah Rae looks umm different. Perhaps its the huge rack she is sporting now. Well she didn’t take to kindly to the spanking that Kay Richards gave her last week and since she has become a big time porn star (last picture) she decided to give Kay a taste of her own medicine. From My Spanking Roommates or the 4 site Clare Fonda Spanking Pass 
Amy Hunter has gone to visit our Southern Friends at Spanking Bare Butts. Now I could make some disparaging remark about my southern brethren but Amy has browbeaten your humble Brushstrokes into a more politically correct way of life. No longer is the south the land of trailer parks and sister marrying. Just like there are not skinny or fat girls. They are all quite harmoniously the same. Though I do have to say she looks gorgeous with her hair done like that. 
The English love to stand in queue’s or for those who speak English, lines. The queue up for just about anything, including spankings! This of course must have confused the Asian girls getting their pretty bottoms spanked since like us in America its pretty much a free for all rather then standing patiently waiting for ones turn. From Regulation Knickers 
There seems to be a lack of schoolgirl spanking this week Dear Reader. Yet an over abundance of cheerleaders with sore bottoms. Well English Spankers came though for us Schoolgirl lovers this week. 
And Finally for this week we have two interchangeable blondes smacking each others naughty bottom on Chelsea Pfeiffer’s Retro Spanking Site Good Spanking Classics. 
Brushstrokes
Hey, Brush!
Great posts as usual. I would like to try out Spanking Bare Butts, but I can’t get their sample clips to work. Am I the only one who has that problem? Perhaps you can find out. I know you talk with these people from time to time. They are showing some good scenes. Thanks for your site again.
What’s the scoop on Tom being back, I wonder? Not that I’m displeased about it — far from it.
Theory: Perhaps the new fellow presided over a drop in customers. The customers wanted Tom, and like with the BadTushy video thing, what the customer wants…
For a new girl, Keagen is really getting around the net.
Have you ever seen GBS’ Tom smiling ? Well, he did, and Keagen presents the proof in her blog:
http://keagensspankingmemoir.blogspot.com/2009/06/shooting-day-one.html
Alannah Rae has umm, ruined a great body. Stuuupiiiid girl.
“Lino” is an abbreviation of “linoleum”, which preceded vinyl as a washable kitchen floor covering.
Northern Spanker’s are Scottish; the centre of the U.K. (it gets a bit complicated to explain all the twists and turns of Great Britain, England, Scotland and Wales, not to miss out Northern Ireland, and so on, to foreigners) linoleum industry was Kirkcaldy, Fife, Scotland, hence they still probably refer to any floor covering as ‘lino’. Pointing out the Scots do not speak English will start a war. You fight them.