Top 10 Signs That You are A Spanker

 

Yes I know its Cliché,  but is indeed summertime Dear Reader,  Why not have a bit of fun with Spanking today. 

10) Your Grandparents come over to your place to try your collection of Canes before they buy one. 

9) As long as she continues wearing Daisy Dukes you don’t care how fat Jessica Simpson’s ass becomes. 

8) At least one female (or male depending on your preference) has gotten pissed off because you have smacked him/her on the ass during sex. 

7) You actually watched the closing credits of The Bad Seed

6) You rate members of your preferential sex not on their looks but how spankable their asses are. 

5) You have seen a doctor at least once in your life concerning a bruised or damaged hand and had no explanation on how you hurt it. 

4) As a kid you bought every superman comic where he spanked Lois Lane or Catwoman and thought you wouldn’t mind dating Little Lulu.

3) You own a school paddle

2) In a drunken stupor you have admitted to your friend you like to spank members of your preferential sex and not been embarrassed about it in the morning

1) You of course read The Spanking Spot religiously

Brushstrokes

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6 comments to Top 10 Signs That You are A Spanker

  • That describes me perfectly, lol!

  • Raymond

    Most of those apply to me. My mother used to ask me who I was going to spank over the week end.

  • jim

    yes i agree with raymond mum always said i didnt spank my late wife often enough when she spent too much and i always look at a womans ass first and will she bend over for me before i notice her face

  • scott star

    How about “you scanned the TV section for the next showing of Kiss me Kate, mcClintock, or Frontier Gal? (all of you who were born in the late 50’s or 60’s know what I mean).
    Or ” you stole every copy of Joker magazine featuring a Bill Ward spanking cartoon? And the girls didn’t even get it on the bare bottom??”

  • Rick from Moorpark

    More than a few describe me, I have an antique razor strop though.

  • Razor

    #1, 2 and 3 definitely apply to me.
    As for #1, it’s always nice to log on once every couple of weeks and see what my fellow spanking models have been doing in front of the camera.

    Thanks for a great site, Brushstrokes.

    Razor

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