Two Hot Young Females Get Spanked for the First Time and Who ever thought up Spanking with a Shoe

So the Democrats got a spanking in our past election. While not a huge one, the airwaves will be rife with right wing nutcases screaming that they will once again be in power to continue to screw the world up. One of the things I would really like to see before I die is the Moderate Party. Filled with people who you know.. aren’t apes shit crazy. People who think that it might be nice to have universal health care without killing old people or make it ok to sue for a bazillion dollars for a hangnail. People who might think that if Marriage is so great perhaps it would be nice if gay people could join the club while not letting a guy who cheats on his taxes write the tax code.

Unlikely I know, But hey I can Dream. Now off to the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Now what indeed do we have here Dear Reader. A new Spankee! A rather young and cute one at that. Meet Jessica Dear Reader, I have absolutely no idea who this girl is but I will make it your Humble Narrator’s business to find out! Making her debut on English Spankers this week she gets her first spanking for poor grades in school. For a newcomer she gets a pretty hard respectable OTK Spanking. I look forward to seeing more of her work.

I am quite happy that Spanking Server is deciding to give some of their lovely girls last names! Particularly the quite bratty Cynthia Vellons who finds herself in the infernal stocks getting her very naked bottom smacked with a rather large and well swung paddle. Being the fun loving girl she is, she doesn’t take the prospect of being spanked too seriously until she feels the first stinging swat of the paddle.

Young ladies never want to take their spanking with dignity. This of course Dear Reader is obvious since spanking hurt! Now sometimes it is indeed necessary to chase these avoidant girls in order to get them over ones knee. So it is quite beneficial as a Spanker is one is in good shape. So in order to combat this scourge of spanker obesity I am indeed offering a exercise class for all of us overweight Spankers. It will consist of letting loose a number of bare assed girls in a large area and chasing them down. Classes will be held Tuesdays and Thursdays a cardiac physician will be on site to deal with those pesky chest pains. From Real Spanking or though the 8 site Real Spanking Pass.

There are times Dear Reader where one simply sees a Spanking Scene and immediately wants to jump into it and spank the both of them. This is indeed one of those scenes. Spanking Bare Butts this week has Candice and Christine either of which I would indeed love to have over my knee

Aileen is quite the Mischievous one, and one wonders if she is indeed enjoying these spankings since her behavior is quite blatant. Her last spanking for putting an egg in Alex’s shoe was quite brutal. One would think she would have learned. But as many headstrong girls are she is quite stubborn. Exacting her revenge by putting a rather unfortunate sign on her spankers back. When he finds it well, its time to start the circle of spanking all over again. From Spanked at Home

Your Humble Narrator is a bit of a klutz. I constantly trip over things and I don’t think a glass in my house lasts more than a week. So I think I would indeed be hesitant to do any sort of spanking in my Dear Chelsea’s house with all the delicate things. With the glass table and the ornamental umbrella I am quite impressed that nothing gets broken writhing, kicking and spanking that goes on there. From Good Spanking.

Our young schoolgirl Crawford is spanked to tears by the Headmaster this week on HD Spank. Now I have wondered for a long time about the evolution of being spanked with a slipper from our friends across the pond. You see just about every other spanking implement even the ones not originally designed for spanking more or less say to one, “Hey I can spank a girls bare bottom with that!” That indeed does not come to mind when I look at a shoe. It is ideal for throwing which King George almost found out the hard way.

After a few week hiatus Rough Man Spank is finally back with a new update. Well an Update of an update from another site. But it does have quite a bit of spanking in it. Their two weeks of no updates indeed worried your humble narrator. It is indeed good to have them back

I had a friend once that just about every towel his family owned was emblazoned with a hotel name. It actually became quite embarrassing at the local pool. I am indeed sure if I ran a hotel towel thievery would drive Yours Truly quite batty. Unless of course I one day caught a very attractive girl doing it. Then perhaps I might quite enjoy the aftermath. From 1st Choice Spanking

In addition to being obsessed with strangely drawn characters doing unspeakable things to each other, The Japanese are quite obsessed with vending machines. I just read about one that dispenses hamburgers, and far from the technologically advanced thing that one expects there is actually a person behind it making the hamburgers and putting them in the machine. Quite odd if you ask me. But what of a Spanking Vending machine Dear Reader! I would expect it would quite simple to make. Put your bottom in position, drop a coin and BAM, one spanked bottom. With some ingenuity and a heavy duty mannequin one could even make one that dishes out OTK spankings. From Handspanking