Name: Katherine Harris
DOB: 4/5/1957
Occupation: US Congress Woman, Soon to be looser for US Senate, Christian wingnut
Hometown: Sarasota, Florida
Every popular movement eventually culminates in its own self destruction as radicals take over what was once good idea's. In the twilight of the Conservative movement started during the Reagan Era we see the social (aka christian wingnuts) and the economic Conservatives beginning to turn on each other as they prepare to take a drubbing in the US elections this fall. Our next
guest on Woman who Desperately need a Spanking is probably the worst example of a political movement gone awry. Mrs. Katherine Harris.
Ms Harris or "Kitty" as her friends call her came to the national spotlight during the 2000 election debacle e. While not wanting to rehash the debate on who actually one. Kitty much to her Elite, Privileged background called the election for GWB which makes her in part responsible for the 600,000 deaths that our dear leader has wrote upon the world. (ok, if you want to dispute that number fine, I stop counting after 100,000).
But alas, we had not seen the last of our neocon nitwit!. As a reward for her loyalty to our Dear Leader she successfully ran and won the congressional district of Sarasota Florida or better known as home to the crazy's of Florida
Why she needs a spanking
Aside from handing the presidency of the most powerful country on the face of the earth to a man who is distracted by shiny things and specks of dust dancing across the floor. Ms Harris has a long a tawdry list of offences. Lets begin with basic vanity. Now women reading this column. I am no means a proponent of you 
covering up. If you have a nice spankable ass then hell, show it!. However when your for 50 years old running US senate (see left) do we really need to see the great work your plastic surgeon did on your breasts with the money you inherited?
Ah but it doesn't stop there, Our tawdry congress woman is apparently is under investigation for just about every monetary impropriety one can benefit from as an elected official. Including misuse of campaign funds and improper acceptance of lobbyist funds.
Oh it doesn't stop there!. This immoral behavior is surprising since our guest professes to be a "Christian"! Yes Christianity founded by a guy named Jesus who thought it would be a good idea to feed the poor and kind of be nice to everyone. But the history books are wrong my friends, Jesus was not born in Israel, he was an American! Take for example these masterful quotes from Kitty
"God did not intend for the United States to be a "nation of secular laws and that the separation of church and state is a lie we have been told"
"If you're not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin"
And finally, her Christian behavior toward her staff members, reportedly flying into a rage calling her staff names for such transgresses as screwing up her Starbucks order.
Offences: Lying, Stealing, Bribery, Hypocrisy
Suggested Position: Bent over a desk facing US Constitution and a copy of the Bible.
Suggested Implement: Riding Crop
Suggested Punishment: 10 strokes 2 times daily
Corrective Behavior: There isn't any
Brushstrokes
Oh, you left-wing atheists and your weird notions! The woman who REALLY is in desperate need of a bare-ass spanking, is Hillary C….no doubt one of your idols.
On the plus side…you have a really great blog, and the best collection of links I've seen.
Total agreement on spanking Kitty. And, unlike previous nominees, this one looks like she might have some butt to spank. I was wondering if all the women out there who needed a spanking were bone skinny.
In the "mature bitch" category, am I the only one who thinks the public would have been better served if Martha Stewart had been sentanced to a televised paddling? Maybe she could have been ordered to design and build the paddle. They could have put it on pay-per-view and donated the money to some worthy cause. I'd have ponyed up for that one.
Seriously man, I'm lovin' your blog. I first linked to it from Aunty Agony and put it on my favorites list after the first visit. Keep up the good work.
A really great piece, once again. Well written, and to be enjoyed even by those who would prefer Hillary to get a taste of that riding crop.
I loved Mickey's suggestion that Ms. Stewart should have designed and built her own paddle prior to it being used on her bottom. I think they would have raised millions and millions had they shown that on pay-per-view. Quite seriously, they should offer CP to certain 'types' of criminal as an alternative to jail time.
Brushstrokes, this is a great blog – I think on its way to becoming the best spanking blog. Please keep this up!!!
I'm sorry I disagree, I think this lady deserves to whipped naked through the streets of Washington whilst being pelted with rotten fruit and eggs.
Call me old fashioned, but spankings don't come anywhere near close for people like this. Sunday Christians, Political Christians, Radical Christians. I understand the humour and I love these pieces you write, I just can't get down with being flipant about people like this.
I would love to love America and Americans again but that 650.000 just keeps kicking me in the balls.
This said, keep up the splendid work, and feel free to root out male and female spankees. You never know their parents may be alive, see this and feel obliged to carry out the sentence
I suppose it could be worse she could be a total scumbag like John Kerry and just marry two diferent people with money, and then come and tell the working class people how we should live, pax tax etc, all from the time outs he takes from wind surfing or driving one of the 15 cars he has. AND not even to mention the phoney 3 purple hearts he dishonestly acquired and then goes and meets the ENEMY whilst still a reserve officer, which carries a charge of treason. JOhn Kerry should be hang by his balls (if he has any)
It was Kathleen Harris's fault that the Republican's won the White House in the year 2000. If ever a womsn deserved 25 strokes of the cane on her bare bottom. It would be her.
Please add Condeleeza Rice's name to the list of women who desperately need a good spanking. Her ebony bare bottom sure needs 25 strokes of the cane. 25 of the very best strokes of the cane.