Name: Katherine Harris
Occupation: US Congress Woman, Soon to be looser for US Senate, Christian wingnut
Hometown: Sarasota, Florida
Every popular movement eventually culminates in its own self destruction as radicals take over what was once good idea's. In the twilight of the Conservative movement started during the Reagan Era we see the social (aka christian wingnuts) and the economic Conservatives beginning to turn on each other as they prepare to take a drubbing in the US elections this fall. Our next guest on Woman who Desperately need a Spanking is probably the worst example of a political movement gone awry. Mrs. Katherine Harris.
Ms Harris or "Kitty" as her friends call her came to the national spotlight during the 2000 election debacle e. While not wanting to rehash the debate on who actually one. Kitty much to her Elite, Privileged background called the election for GWB which makes her in part responsible for the 600,000 deaths that our dear leader has wrote upon the world. (ok, if you want to dispute that number fine, I stop counting after 100,000).
But alas, we had not seen the last of our neocon nitwit!. As a reward for her loyalty to our Dear Leader she successfully ran and won the congressional district of Sarasota Florida or better known as home to the crazy's of Florida
Why she needs a spanking
Aside from handing the presidency of the most powerful country on the face of the earth to a man who is distracted by shiny things and specks of dust dancing across the floor. Ms Harris has a long a tawdry list of offences. Lets begin with basic vanity. Now women reading this column. I am no means a proponent of you covering up. If you have a nice spankable ass then hell, show it!. However when your for 50 years old running US senate (see left) do we really need to see the great work your plastic surgeon did on your breasts with the money you inherited?
Ah but it doesn't stop there, Our tawdry congress woman is apparently is under investigation for just about every monetary impropriety one can benefit from as an elected official. Including misuse of campaign funds and improper acceptance of lobbyist funds.
Oh it doesn't stop there!. This immoral behavior is surprising since our guest professes to be a "Christian"! Yes Christianity founded by a guy named Jesus who thought it would be a good idea to feed the poor and kind of be nice to everyone. But the history books are wrong my friends, Jesus was not born in Israel, he was an American! Take for example these masterful quotes from Kitty
"God did not intend for the United States to be a "nation of secular laws and that the separation of church and state is a lie we have been told"
"If you're not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin"
And finally, her Christian behavior toward her staff members, reportedly flying into a rage calling her staff names for such transgresses as screwing up her Starbucks order.
Suggested Position: Bent over a desk facing US Constitution and a copy of the Bible.
Suggested Implement: Riding Crop
Suggested Punishment: 10 strokes 2 times daily
Corrective Behavior: There isn't any