Profession: Hilton Hanger on, Step Daughter of Bruce Jennings, Human Toilet
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
You know my friends. I'll admit it, I LOVE American Idol. Not for the usual reasons of course. But for the pure entertainment value that there are people more pathetic then I. Now If you have a good voice and can perform by all means, try out. And those people I kind of feel sorry for, because they "might" have the talent. The people I laugh at are those people that are so desperate to become famous yet they have absolutely no talent. This my friends is the pathetic state of our culture.
Our next guest on The Spanking Spot's Woman who Desperately need a spanking is known for, well being a friend of Paris Hilton who of course has no talent yet is famous for pretty much nothing. People Please welcome Kim Kardashian.
Ms Kardashian, daughter of a socialite has done with her life much like her mothers, really nothing. In Fact other then in the ultra socialite circles most of us have never heard of her. Being a friend of our favorite celebrity slut Paris Hilton probably would not win you notoriety. But release a sex tape! well then you hit national news. Get pee' ed on. That's just the icing on the cake. Should her jean company that her mother paid for not make it she can always make a living in Scat films.
Our Human Toilet of course denied this tape ever existed. At least until Vivid Productions bought the tape for an undisclosed sum and prepared to release it on the Internet. Now people, it may seem that I am being a bit harsh. I will respect and will fight for whatever fetish suits your fancy as long as its between consenting adults. But the fact remains if you don't want to be plastered over the Internet getting pee' ed upon then DON'T FUCKING FILM IT.
Ah but of course like anything documented, the sex tape appears online. Now folks, if you choose to seek fame. Do so on talent, Sex tapes will simply make you a laughing stock. (particularly if you get pee' d upon).
Offences: Hanging around with stupid people, Indecency, stupidity
Suggested Implement: Hand
Suggested Position: OTK
Suggested Spanker: Anyone who would be offended by the initials of KKK
Suggested Punishment: 30 minute hand spanking followed by being in the bottom of a Portosan for 12 hours
Corrective Action: Release sex tape, Slap Paris Hilton Publicly, Launch own style line of Portosan's