Name: Lori Drew
Occupation: House Wife, Sole Proprietor, Sick disgusting Pig, Immature moron, and anything else I can say about her
Weight: Fat Pig
Home Town: O'Fallon, MO
Your humble Narrator thought long and hard about writing this column today Dear Reader. Why might you ask? Well for one I like this columns to be light hearted and funny but yet there is absolutely NOTHING Funny about our next guest on Women who Desperately Need A Spanking. The scum of the earth Lori Drew. Second, I am almost positive that a spanking would not be adequate punishment for Mrs Drew. However since that's all we dole out on The Spanking Spot it will just have to do.
So you Dear Reader you might be asking yourself "Who the hell is Lori Drew and why does Brushstrokes call her one of the most vile disgusting creatures that have ever have ever slithered across the earth" Well Dear Reader I shall tell you.
Why She Needs a Spanking
So who is this vile person. Well my friends you might have heard about Megan Meier. The 13 year old who hung herself in the closet minutes after a boy named Josh who had been flirting with her for over a month suddenly started to be quite mean. You also might have heard that this "boy" was a figment of one of her former friends mothers. Friends. That woman is Lori Drew.
Now I ask you Dear Reader what mature adult pretends to be a 16 year old boy to torture a 13 year old girl that had a falling out with her daughter. Tell me Dear Reader and I will withdraw this entry.
But Dear Reader this Disgusting excuse for a human being doesn't stop there! We can all make bad decisions in the heat of the moment when it comes to our kids. And I am sure though as vile as she may be she probably didn't expect the outcome to be the death of this little girl. But rather then own up and apologize for this tragic incident this piece of shit actually tried to defend her actions. Dear Reader we are really dealing with a sick and twisted individual that is a waste of the air she breaths.
Offences: Being a poor excuse for a human being, Harassing a 13 year old, Lying, and generally being a piece of shit.
Suggested Implement: Whip
Suggested Spanker: The Biggest Strongest MotherFucker that the Meier Family can find.
Suggested Position: Tied to a post in the town square
Suggested Punishment: Publicly flogged until dead or the Meier family decides its enough.
Corrective Behavior: None