DOB: February 17, 1981
Occupation: Professional Half-wit, Moronic
Socialite, B list celebrity
Home town: New York, New York
On occasion a public figure makes this too damn easy. Today I present to you Paris Hilton, a girl who desperately needs a spanking. Our humping half-witted Heiress to part of the Hilton fortune hit the big time in 2003 after her boyfriend Rick Saloman released a rather lurid sex tape of Paris Porn!. Since then there has been no stopping her. She has managed to make a career of being incredibly stupid, setting the woman's liberation movement back at least 10 years. Her next endeavor was the Simple Life where she and Anorexic Nicole Richie (who's father actually had talent too bad she didn't get any) gallivanted around the country annoying simple folk in the great Midwest. (and screwing one or two of them). Finally she is has been acting in various B movies and released a music CD which while useless in the art of music they can be reused as cocktail coasters.
Why she needs a spanking
Her inexplicable refusal to wear underwear when she is out in public has resulted in more paparazzi beaver shots then I care to describe. That coupled the moronic blather that comes out of this girls mouth which is almost almost painful to listen to. Finally well, she is a millionaire for no other reason other then her Daddy was rich! and well I am not! which is reason enough for her to grace our page today!
Dropping out of high school
Failure to keep her legs closed
Suggested Implement: Solid Gold Hairbrush
Suggested Spanker: Does it matter?
Suggested Punishment: Mouth soaping with one of those Hilton hotel soaps followed by 25 spanks by the hairbrush
Corrective Behavior: Stop saying stupid things, Promise to stay off my TV, wear underwear in public