Name: Amy Jade Winehouse
DOB: September 14, 1983
Occupation: Singer, Songwriter, Crackwhore, attempting to become the skankiest women on planet, Beehive lover
Hometown: Soulgate, Great Britain
If for whatever reason you become fabulously rich and famous one day Dear Reader. What would you do to with your new found fame and fortune? New Cars, A list parties, giant mansions? No Of course not! The most logical thing is to go out and become a painfully skinny crack addict and marry a criminal who enables your habit! In this sense our next guest on The Spanking Spot's: Women who desperately need a spanking is quite the success! What is one to do of course with raw musical talent, A Grammy or two and a boatload of money anyway.
I speak of course of the very talented singer songwriter Amy Winehouse. She broke on the national stage in October 2003 winning the following year the prestigious BRIT Award and a number of smaller honors that Your Humble Narrator has honestly never heard of. Now Your Humble Narrator is no huge fan of hers, but one must recognize talent when one sees it even though the music is not to one's liking and in that respect Dear Reader I think you will agree with me it is sad that such talent is to go to waste.
Now, The one thing I have always wondered about people who are addicted to crack is what in the name of God, would poses you to smoke such a thing in the first place! Addictive effects aside it is one of the most foul smelling things I thing Your Truly has ever had the displeasure to waft! Yes Dear Reader, years ago in a club I made the mistake to go into the bathroom. Immediately an unnatural smell hit me. being slightly naive I had to ask my friend what the hell was that smell to which he replies "dude don't you know? its Crack!" For those of you who may have never had the displeasure of smelling such a thing, It is a cross between one of those cheap plastic telephones aflame with just a hint of dead animal to make the flavor more interesting.
Looking at a telephone Dear Reader, the first thing to come to mind is not to try to smoke it. Yet somehow, somewhere, someone decided to shrink it and put it into a pipe, and strange people the world over said COOL! We can get high!. Interestingly there are other less damaging and much more natural ways to accomplish the same thing. But such a fact was lost on Amy after her meteoric climb to fame.
But Ms Winehouse's drive toward self destruction did not end there. Once an nice semi-attractive Jewish girl (as seen from her picture in the title, but lets face it she was never "beautiful), With wonderful dark eyes and a soul discovering stare, she has managed to transform herself into a somewhat less attractive female than some of the hookers I Have seen in Hunts Point! This indeed is a feat Dear Reader.
Why she Needs a Spanking
Well Dear Reader I think the reason is obvious. Failing rehab and generally making a spectacle out of herself I think its time to take matters on the next level. Now while I have never been addicted to "hard Drugs" Your Humble Narrator is indeed a nicotine fanatic. In the past I have managed to quit for long periods of time. But I felt it would be so much easer if one could add a little negative reinforcement in addition to the usual treatment to get us addicts though the "joneses". And that Dear Reader is where spanking comes in.
Think for a minute if one was guaranteed to get a incredibly painful spanking when they jumped off the wagon I think it would be quite effective in helping one kick the habit. Now obviously Crack has considerably more painful withdrawal symptoms then nicotine so perhaps a cane or a paddle is called for rather then just a hard hand OTK.
So Dear Reader In light of this I am now raising funds for Brushstrokes Rehab Center where I will hire the hardest spankers from all over the world and buy all the furniture from Karl at Spanking Server. You go to our facility, we get you clean, then we offer a lifetime of spankings should you fail any of our weekly drug tests. That Dear Reader is incentive.
Offences: Stupidity, Addiction, Throwing away Talent
Suggested Position: Bent over a Law enforcement Desk
Suggested Implement: Paddle or cane
Suggested Spanker: Anyone who would dare
Suggested Punishment: Spanked until crying every time a drug test is failed
Corrective Behavior: Get clean, use talent, eat sandwich