Name: Ann Coulter
DOB: December 8, 1961
Age:44
Occupation: Professional NeoCon, Christian Wingnut, Hater of all things liberal
Hometown: New Caanan, Ct
The first of our new Friday column, Woman Who Desperately Need a Spanking Presents Ann Coulter. This frothing neo-con strumpet is known for her slender figure, long legs, short skirts
and vitriolic writings such as Godless: The Church of Liberalism and How to talk to a Liberal (if you Must). Born in NYC, and raised in a very wealthy area of CT. Ann first came to prominence as conservative pundit during the Monica Lewinsky scandal in 1996. Since then she has brought radical conservative views mainstream with her own syndicated column and appearances on more news shows then we care to remember.
Why she deserves a spanking
A self described slut, her politics apparently don't get in the way of her sex drive. She has been reportedly sleeping with Liberal Bill Maher, Conservative author Dinesh D'Souza, and semi-scumbag Bob Guccione Jr. She displays Her unlady like behavior at every turn, referring to anyone who might challenger her with truth as "Gay" and "Stupid" and referring to 9/11 widows as "Harpy's" and "Witches of East Brunswick". Finally publicly mused that she wished Timothy McVeigh had bombed the New York Times Building.
Offences
Inappropriate Dress
Unladylike Behavior
Sassyness
Suggested Spanking Position – Over the desk in the ACLU National HQ
Suggested Implement – Paddle, engraved with the Republican elephant
Suggested Spanker – Al Franken
Suggested Punishment – 10 Strokes, twice a week until she displays corrective behavior
Corrective behavior – Apologize to the 9/11 widows, Work for Howard Dean for a year.
She probably does deserve it, but personally I wouldn't waste the energy on her. I'd much rather spank a sane female who might appreciate it.
Laura Ingraham, on the other hand, much though I disagree with her politics, I would spend the energy on.
Ann Coulter doesn't deserve a spanking
because spankings should be joyous
and sexy. The only proper punishment
for Ann Coulter would be to ship her
to Iraq and force her to live outside
the Green Zone for six months. She
can have all the guns she wants,
and any neo-con chickenhawks that
would like to join her, but no
military protection.
Now there is a fantasy – a fucking
Republican forced to actually
come to terms, up close and
personal with the war they so
enthusiastically support but would
never think of taking part in.
The only fantasy that is better
than Ann Coulter in Iraq
would be the Bush twins in
the military on patrol in Fallujah.
A good prescription indeed.
Wintermute, I couldn't say it better myself!
BrushStrokes
she is perfect you all need spanked commie fags
Ann Coulter needs a flogging not a spanking. A good whipping on the bare every time she goes on the attack with wrong or false information. Poor thing at that rate she'd be flogged several times a day.
ann coulter is to big for britches, and needs to have her bloomers taking down for good caning'
I would add two more ladies to this list of women that need a good caning.Condeleezza Rice, and Helen Mirren. much older women, but none the wiser. 12 of the best with the cane, and I mean 12 of the very best.
A gag would be appropriate.