DOB: December 8, 1961
Occupation: Professional NeoCon, Christian Wingnut, Hater of all things liberal
Hometown: New Caanan, Ct
The first of our new Friday column, Woman Who Desperately Need a Spanking Presents Ann Coulter. This frothing neo-con strumpet is known for her slender figure, long legs, short skirts and vitriolic writings such as Godless: The Church of Liberalism and How to talk to a Liberal (if you Must). Born in NYC, and raised in a very wealthy area of CT. Ann first came to prominence as conservative pundit during the Monica Lewinsky scandal in 1996. Since then she has brought radical conservative views mainstream with her own syndicated column and appearances on more news shows then we care to remember.
Why she deserves a spanking
A self described slut, her politics apparently don't get in the way of her sex drive. She has been reportedly sleeping with Liberal Bill Maher, Conservative author Dinesh D'Souza, and semi-scumbag Bob Guccione Jr. She displays Her unlady like behavior at every turn, referring to anyone who might challenger her with truth as "Gay" and "Stupid" and referring to 9/11 widows as "Harpy's" and "Witches of East Brunswick". Finally publicly mused that she wished Timothy McVeigh had bombed the New York Times Building.
Suggested Spanking Position – Over the desk in the ACLU National HQ
Suggested Implement – Paddle, engraved with the Republican elephant
Suggested Spanker – Al Franken
Suggested Punishment – 10 Strokes, twice a week until she displays corrective behavior
Corrective behavior – Apologize to the 9/11 widows, Work for Howard Dean for a year.