Name: Antonella Barba
Profession: American Idol contestant, College Student, exhibitionist, Toilet Seat Model.
DOB: 1/1/1987 (unconfirmed)
Hometown: Point Pleasant, NJ
I have no doubt Dear readers that in the unlikely event that I somehow become famous all sorts lurid photo's of yours truly would hit the Internet within a few hours. The likelihood of that happening is quite remote. that may be a comforting thought considering one of them would probably be me naked standing on my head doing a beer funnel. But Alas I knew from an early age that there was nothing particularly interesting about myself which would garner such attention. Had I been not rather funny looking but considered "Hot" and born with some useful talent however I probably would have taken precautions to keep such images from surfacing.
Our next guest on Women who Desperately need a Spanking did not consider this when she tried out and was picked for the top 24 of culture train wreck that is American Idol. My friends please welcome Antonella Barba.
Thrust upon us just weeks ago though the American Idol tryouts. In spite of her mediocre voice and inability to carry correct pitch the Judges obviously enamored by the possibilities of her attractiveness put her though to the top 24 over better candidates.
Ah but the story doesn't stop here. shortly after our Jersey Jezebel won her unearned spot in the coveted top 24 of AI, some interesting photo's began to surface. At first it was slow, showing the Jersite in an instructional photo on how to use a toilet. But the trickle soon turned into a torrent. It seems Ms Barba is quite the exhibitionist, and while the supposed blowjob pics turned out to be indeed fake, there are quite a few real ones to be enjoyed
Why she needs a Spanking
Look, we all do stupid things in the years of our youth. Perhaps I am of an older generation who grew up knowing that my antics wouldn't show up on myspace the following Monday. To tell you the truth if it were one or two stupid photo's (like the toilet Pic) it wouldn't be such a big deal. HOWEVER! if you choose to display yourself frolicking topless on the beach or examining just how see though that T-shirt is wet while writhing in a pool of a war memorial. Well then you get what you deserve.
Should such pictures exist of course one can easily hide behind the anonymity of the Internet. But when you try out and make the top rated show in the US. I would highly suggest that you contact friends, ex-boyfriends, etc and do what you have to, to keep those pictures from surfacing (because they will).
But that alone would not earn our American Beauty wannabe a trip to the woodshed. No, for even I can forgive stupidity (particularly when the pictures are as enamoring as they are!). But the attitude she has begun to present on the show when her clearly inferior voice is criticized has begun to really show her "I am perfect" attitude. Now I am not one to take critique from anyone with an opinion and if I were indeed able to carry a tune which would not drive all that are in earshot insane. I probably wouldn't put too much merit behind what Ms Abdul blabbers on about. (Unless of course its the proper way to mix Bourbon and Oxiconin). However when you have the other two judges who have been in this business for as long as they are it is best to listen and not give them an attitude.
Furthermore any mildly intelligent person would realize at this point between the pictures, the crappy singing, The nomination for Vote for the Worst and fact she is drop dead gorgeous would indeed lead you to believe that you are simply getting by on your looks. However this seems to have escaped Antoilet since it appears getting by on her looks is what she has always done, blissfully aware that her appearance on the show has indeed reached Joke status.
Offences: Lewdness, Self Absorption, Inability to see she is an idiot, Being from New Jersey
Suggested Implement: Hairbrush
Suggested Position: OTK
Suggested Spanker: Simon Cowell
Suggested Punishment: Forgo showing off Kelly Picklers Breast Augmentation and have 10 minute Hairbrush Spanking Live on American Idol for every episode she does not get voted off.
Corrective Behavior: Get voted off show, release more hot pictures, become porn star