Name: Halle Maria Berry

Profession: Actress

DOB: 8/16/1966

Hometown: Bedford, Ohio

Dear Readers, A long time ago I learned a very important lesson. Some people win the Genetic Lottery and some people don’t. When I was born, I was born with a gift, The gift of a High intelligence. For that gift I had to relinquish some other facet of my existence so my friends I was beaten with the the proverbial ugly stick. (or at the least the funny looking stick).

To illustrate how unfair life is, some people don’t need to trade anything. Sure The Paris and the Britneys of the world traded the ability to walk and breathe at the same time for their good looks. But our next guest on Women who Desperately need a spanking traded neither. Yet somehow she is still unhappy. Dear readers please welcome Halle Berry.

Why she needs a Spanking
Arguably one of the most attractive women in the world, a fact that seems to be lost on her despite her above average intelligence making her all honors though High School. Add quite wealthy and one of the more in demand actresses of recent years.

So you might think what’s the issue? well friends I would ask as well. Recently Ms Berry revealed that she tried to off her self in 1997 over her marriage breakup to some baseball player. Hmm Now lets see. Woman with no skill set and 3 children husband leaves them destitute. ok I could see getting suicidal over that. Woman who can have pretty much any man she wants and who has more money then almost all of them gets divorced. somehow doesn’t peak my sympathy.

Perhaps dear friends she has already received a good spanking since she has managed to continue on with her life quite well. Other then the little mishap about a hit and run in 2000 where she claimed she had no recollection despite being able to navigate her way home.

Perhaps I am being too hard on Ms Berry. So I shall make her punishment light

Offences: Being depressed despite living a charmed life, Engaging in Hit and Run

Suggested Spanker: 007

Suggested Implement: Hand

Suggested Position: OTK

Suggested Punishment: 10 Swats over the knee, plus one per million she has in the bank.

Corrective Action: Film Spanking and send it to me.

Brushstrokes

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