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Name: Halle Maria Berry Profession: Actress DOB: 8/16/1966 Hometown: Bedford, Ohio
Dear Readers, A long time ago I learned a very important lesson. Some people win the Genetic Lottery and To illustrate how unfair life is, some people don’t need to trade anything. Sure The Paris and the Britneys of the world traded the ability to walk and breathe at the same time for their good looks. But our next guest on Women who Desperately need a spanking traded neither. Yet somehow she is still unhappy. Dear readers please welcome Halle Berry. Why she needs a Spanking So you might think what’s the issue? well friends I would ask as well. Recently Ms Berry revealed that she tried to off her self in 1997 over her marriage breakup to some baseball player. Hmm Now lets see. Woman with no skill set and 3 children husband leaves them destitute. ok I could see getting suicidal over that. Woman who can have Perhaps dear friends she has already received a good spanking since she has managed to continue on with her life quite well. Other then the little mishap about a hit and run in 2000 where she claimed she had no recollection despite being able to navigate her way home. Perhaps I am being too hard on Ms Berry. So I shall make her punishment light Offences: Being depressed despite living a charmed life, Engaging in Hit and Run Suggested Spanker: 007 Suggested Implement: Hand Suggested Position: OTK Suggested Punishment: 10 Swats over the knee, plus one per million she has in the bank. Corrective Action: Film Spanking and send it to me. Brushstrokes
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3 Comments posted on "Women Who Desperately Need a Spanking: Halle Berry"
Anonymous on April 11th, 2007 at 3:13 am #
I’ve seen Paris in person (twice) and I’ve seen Halle in person (twice) and I can assure you, Halle is way prettier. As for the spanking, do we even need a reason?
Anonymous on December 8th, 2007 at 3:41 pm #
she’s got a nice butt, that’s reason enough
'Orrible Owen on February 1st, 2010 at 12:07 pm #
I agree! Who NEEDS a reason to paddle the lovely Halle when her beautiful bottom is so firm, ripe and spankable? If I had my way she would be over my knee for at least five minutes every day! I’ve always wondered just how red a black girl’s bottom if she were spanked with the maximum ammount of vigour and enthusiasm, and Halle would be an excellent subject for such an experiment. I would make her pretty little heels kick until she cried for mercy and wept! Post a comment
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