Name: Hayden Leslie Panettiere
Profession: Actress, Former Lolita
Weight: who cares
Hometown: Palisades, New York
DOB: August 21, 1989
Welcome Dear Reader to their newest installment of Women who Desperately need a Spanking. Today our nominee has yet to really earn a spanking on this column other then a few nasty words for bloggers. No Ms Hayden Panettiere is actually a semi good girl.
But my friends you might ask "Then why put her here in your fantastic column Brushstrokes?".
Well Dear Reader aside from being incredibly hot Today is a special day. For today is the little Lolita's 18th Birthday! No longer will dirty old men like myself have pangs of guilt staring at this little nymph with drool so delicately dripping down the corners of their gaped mouth. What better excuse to spank a little hottie such as this than a good old fashion Birthday Spanking!
Ms Panettiere unlike many featured in this column is a long term actress doing her first commercials at the tender age of 11 months. A true child star acting in at least a dozen Television shows during her young life. Best known for long time performance in the Guiding light. What really shot her up to almost superstar status is her portrayal of an incredibly hot Cheerleader on the hit TV series Heroes.
While I can legally say today I drool over her, particularly with her penchant for short shorts. I have serious doubts about Hayden's ability to stay on top of the A list for the long term. As I have always said. its easy to be hot at 18. True beauty is being Hot at 35+!. Her performance on the Letterman show the other night worried me further, since based upon that interview she was either very nervous or a complete halfwit.
But that indeed can be forgiven due to her age. If today you truly think that your 18 year old self was not indeed a halfwit then sadly Dear Reader you are indeed one now.
Why She Needs A Spanking!
She is incredible looking, Its her Birthday and she makes a living dressing up as a Cheerleader. Can one ask for more.?
Offences: Its her 18th Birthday
Suggested Position: Bent over touching toes in Cheerleader uniform
Suggested Implement: Paddle!
Suggested Punishment: 18 Whacks with paddle and one for luck
Suggested Spanker: Tough one. I think it shall be yours truly again. After which I can have heart attack and die in bliss.
Corrective Action: Be 18, Wear cheerleader Uniform, Jump up and down alot