Name: Lily Allen
Profession: Bad Girl wannabe, Horrib… wait, actually she isn't all that bad of a musician. Possible Lesbian. Aversion to small penises.
DOB:5/2/2005
Hometown: London, UK. Borough of Islington
Being an unabashed hater of all things George Bush and the resident frothing liberal commie pinko bastard of the spanking world you my friends will be will be SHOCKED at our next installment of Women Who Desperately Needs a Spanking.
This is a first on the Spanking spot, Since I had never heard of our next guest until I started to do research for this column. Furthermore, I downloaded some of her music, and while not my favorite, it was quite original. Much better then the crap that our favorite Bald Britney Bimbo ever produced. 
For my American Brethren who has no idea who this British tart is. She is quite the pop sensation in jolly old England. Her music style a unique combination of Ska, Rap, Pop and Reggae and as I said before not altogether awful not exactly my favorite either. She is currently on tour in the states to try to break into the wasteland that is American pop music.
Why She Needs a Spanking
Her appearance in this piece stems from a concert she gave in San Diego a few days ago. After downing a number of alcoholic beverages (on stage no less) Ms Allen begun a drunken tirade referring to our honorable Commander and Chief as an Asshole and a Cunt.
I can imagine you dear reader with your mouth agape saying "Did Brushstrokes just defend George W. Bush?". Well sadly the answer is yes. Now don't get me wrong. I have been referring to our illustrious shithead as a moron since the day he wasn't elected. In fact I have been calling him a Moron, Idiot, Shithead and just about anything else I can think of for the past 6 years. The problem being the people in the middle of this country wouldn't listen to us on the coasts. (we know an idiot when we see them, there are plenty here).
The difference between my vitriolic hatred toward Georgie and Ms Allen's dear readers is that I live here. He may be a complete idiot, but he is our complete idiot. Kind of like the retarded kid down the street you would defend from people picking on him, only to kick him once or twice yourself when he eats his boogers.
Furthermore, you can't blame a simpleton for being a simpleton. He was born with that low IQ. Given he has fucked up most of the known world in 6 short years, but that's what simpletons do. Fuck things up. That's why its not advisable to put them in the White House. Tony Blair on the other hand, a seemingly reasonable and intelligent man chose to blindly follow the idiots lead. Who indeed is the bigger idiot? The idiot or the idiot that follows the idiot?
In fairness Ms Lily in the same tirade referred to the resident of 10 Downing Street as the "Cunts Bitch" which is 
quite fitting. She further went on to question her sexual orientation because she was "tired of men with small dicks" and told the residents of San Diego that they have the "Best Crack Hoe's she have ever seen" (She has obviously hasn't been to Detroit yet).
Ah but the story doesn't stop with her drunken rage. This Pretty Potty Mouthed Poser apparently grew up around quite a bit of wealth. A far cry from the common Eliza Doolittle persona that she attempts to portray. A modern day British version of Vanilla Ice so to speak.
No, Ms Allen's education reads as an elite's resume, Attending Schools such as Hill House and Bedales known for being one of the 5 most expensive private schools in England. Eventually attending 13 of them. Lily Allen is no street girl my friends. She is simply a spoiled brat. She has more in common with Dubya then she will ever know.
Offences: Public Drunkenness, Cursing, Rudeness, Insulting a moron, Posing
Suggested Position: Bent over a school desk at one of those elite schools she attended
Suggested Implement: Cane
Suggested Spanker: Dick Cheney (Georgie would be too stupid to know what to do)
Suggested Punishment: 6 of the Best plus 6 more whenever she starts to curse again.
Corrective action: Continue to make music, Immigrate to US, Call George W Bush an Asshole. Teach Britney to sing.
Brushstrokes
Sorry, Had comments off.
Lovely Autumn writes
Brushstrokes me old sausage Lily Allen has been a pain in the arse from day one.When I first heard her name and heard the words of her first songs I wondered "Is that Keith Allen's girl"? And Lo it came to pass that a bit of research pointed in the direction of Mr Keith Allen, formerly of "Comic Strip Presents Fame" star of the "The yob" from the house of "C S P". So in essence we have the daughter of a man who once had massive street cred for being a scary, funny, foul mouthed and a proper TV rebel. I find myself not wanting to like this "gob shite" pip squeak primarily because her dads dubious past makes him a hero for anyone who has had to struggle and then just find themselves sunnyside up one day.
It irks one, that this young lady who comes from once common salt of the earth stock, now gives it large amounts of out spoken "Mockney (Mock Cockney) Sparra (Sparrow)" about stuff that she really isn't justifiably qualified to do (her old man is/was). She is a pretty package, clearly her dads girl, but my oh my what a pain in the arse. She needs a soundly smacked bare bottom, sent to her room, then take away her toys and stop her pocket money for a month, and no going out.
Regards
Lovely Autumn Colour
Shock perv fact: Keith Allen played the milkman in "preaching to the Perverted", one of the only mainstream films to feature BDSM lifestylers throughout (albeit a bit tongue in cheek), and it's ten years old this year.
In all fairness to lilly Allen (even though I dislike her intently) you can't critise her for critising Bush then have a go at blair. Blair is far more intelligent, doesn't actually follow bush blindly. Allso in England (from where I hail) Bush is a common mocking figure. Nothing against you Americans, it just that he does stupid things.
Aside from that I whole heartedly agree with this nomination.
Lilly allen should be required to attend maintanene strappings twice a week. she should be bent over,willingly,Xtra 6 for every protest,a spanking stool at a secret location where she is taken. i suggest 12 bare-bottom with the strap on say a monday and 6-12 with panties allowed on fridays,panties must be very sexy with her knowing a proffesional spanker is not turned on sexual by these but will know if she is not complying. This should continue untill the spanker is happy for her arse to go free
left a reply ,not posted,ignored,any reason? will choose not too waste my time here in future and ave E-mailed 14 freiends telling em not 2 waste finger tapping time here,goodbye,was only offering shared opinion.
I,m very very very sorry i scrolled down 2 quick and missed the important detail where it sed waiting for moderation. Maybe im the silly selfish sod that deserves it…now i just sound kinky,wen actualy im an Xperienced spanker/spankee. i do hate that word it sound s like foreplay..pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz just post my thorts and …
Hey sane im a 28 yr old female,i kno wot ya trying 2 say dont have a cow honey by the sounds of it you got the rite idea,contact?
thanx billie,i did'nt even fink my posts wherev being posted
no posting my comments then
soz cant get how im supposed 2 kno wen my comments ave bin moderated but friend just IM me and sed COS THEY WILL BE UP THERE NOW STOP ACTING LIKE A PRATT
Lily allen should be caned. 6 on the backside in the headmasters study