I couldn’t agree more. In fact it’s been on my mind ever since her convention speech. This “young lady” needs to be marched out behind the woodshed and given a serious bare ass blistering…and then when she cools off, do it again — and again…until she gets the arrogance spanked out of her, if ever. There should be a new category…MILB…mothers I’d like to blister. And Ms. Palin should be the first name listed.

While I would like to see her spanked, I think it best if you actually investigated some of the claims you are making about her. She never tried to ban books and never fired the librarian. Her comments about God’s plan in Iraq was quoted out of context as the words leading up to it were left out. *sighs* forget it. People are going to believe whatever they want. This is a spanking blog not investigative journalism. At least you get your facts about spanking correct. That I appreciate.

Here is a link about all the Palin “facts” (it is from the University of Pennsylvania so should be fairly unbiased): http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/sliming_palin.html

One more question – why is ‘former beauty queen’ tossed around like an insult? There has been lots of talk about how handsome Obama is and lets not forget JFK. Many credited JFK’s win in the TV debate against Nixon to be a matter of looks. It’s right up there with telling her to stay home and raise her kids, despite the fact no one told Bill Clinton, George W Bush, or Obama the same thing.

Somethings I am learning this election:

Beauty Queen = idiot
Community Organizer = black
Governor = Potius Pilate (I wonder how Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Thomas Jefferson, FDR, and the other 12 former governors who later became President feel about that. Not that I am suggesting Palin become president, but saying “Potius Pilate was a governor” is stretching the bounds of rationality).

are there any other new definitions I should know? I guess I will find out in the next 2 months

While you are indeed entitled to your opinion Canio, I do believe I investigated every claim I made about her. Here is what I wrote about her attempting to ban books which I think is inline with your factcheck link.

“she inquired about banning books and then tried to fire the librarian when she pointed out that just as our gun toting hockey mom believes in the 4th amendment she indeed believed in the 1st”

As you see I never said she actually did. That being said, from where I come from if one “inquires” about the process of getting a book removed from a Public Library they usually get laughed at.

I am not sure how one “takes out of context” the ascertainsion that Iraq war is a “Task from God”. But do not take my word for it Dear Reader here is the youtube link – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-btXPfhGs

For your further amusment here is her stating that the Alaska Pipeline which will never be built is “Gods Will” – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS_VduCWhzM

Few other definitions you should know
Religious Right – Theocrat
God’s Will – Big Business’s will

I totally agree that Palin is quite off her rocker. Hot though she may be, I believe I can exercise enough restraint to NOT vote for her based on looks. Besides, thinking of John McCain as president kills any and all excitement I have, for anything, period. I think its funny how when she is asked point-blank (on TV and such) what she would do in office, she won’t give specific answers on anything like abortion or other controversial subjects. It seems her canned response for everything is “that’s my view but I don’t wanna impose it on anyone else”. Funny since when she is up in front of crowds of supporters, imposing her views is exactly what she tells them she’ll do, and they expect it. I mean if you’re gonna change abortion or gun-control or anything else just say it. The two-faced act doesn’t fool me, it just makes her LOOK like she’s avoiding answers and being indecisive.

One thing I was trying to understand was “Caught charging the victim’s of rape for their own rape kit 4 years into her administration”.

Now I might be reading that wrong but does that mean she’s charging victims of rape for the rape committed against them? Or charged as in she made them pay for a test kit or something? Don’t get me wrong, no matter what you mean I’m sure it only adds to the fact that she is a flaming-&*$%#! Just wanted to make sure I understood you. Any links to stories? I think that would change my fiance’s view on her too.

You also forgot to mention my favorite Palin-antic, that she cut funding for a group because of their ties to a teen-mothers support program. That was just low.

Brushstrokes, you are also entitled to your opinon especially when you run the blog (and an excellent one it is too). However Palin’s full quote was

“Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending them out on a task that is from God. That’s what we have to make sure that we’re praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.”

She is not saying the war is God’s plan. She is saying to pray that it is. In other words pray that our leaders are right in the eyes of God. That is far different from saying it is God’s plan or “Go kill them all because God wants you too!” which many people (though not you specifically) seem to imply she was saying.

Book banning – as mayor if you are approached by citizens about banning books then it is your job to investigate. She went, talked to the librarian, saw it was nonsense and moved on. The librarian later retired. Nothing nefarious there. It’s not like it was a Nazi book burning just a mayor doing her job.

Admittedly the pipeline comment is far on the religious right o’ meter but she was speaking to the graduating class at a church. Reading the full quote it seems the pipeline was one of many things she thought would benefit Alaska (including getting roads paved, equipment for state troopers, and school funding) Are these benefits to Alaska God’s will? Hard to say but if I was living in Alaska I would like to think God wanted good things for the state. Wishful thinking perhaps but not way off in la-la land.

I definitely agree with your definition of religious right. God’s Will is also in many cases correct.

Now for Graham’s comments…

Her duties as VP include 1. becoming President if McCain dies (assuming they win) 2. Being President of the Senate (who votes if there is a tie). She does not propose legislation, she only votes on legislation if there is a tie in the Senate, and as she is not a member of the judiciary she has no bearing on the Constitutionality of abortion at all. As such commenting on this and other controversial topics would be kind of pointless.

As for slashing teen pregnacy funding, this from NPR (hardly a right wing organization):

Line Item Irony

Hot on the heels of the news that Governor Palin’s 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, the Washington Post has tracked down a document from earlier this year that shows Palin used her veto power to cut funding to a program that assists teen mothers. The Covenant House Alaska, which among other services offers transitional housing for teen moms, had its funding reduced from $5 million to $3.9 million. The Post also cites a 2006 candidate questionnaire on which Palin stated “sex-ed programming will not find my support”.

– Sean Bowditch

UPDATE: After Brian, one of our astute readers, questioned the veracity of this article, we did some additional digging. It turns out the Washington Post got this one wrong. We called the Covenant House Alaska and, according to Executive Director Deirdre Cronin, the program’s operating budget was not in fact reduced. She writes in a press release: “Our $3.9 million appropriation is directed toward a multi-year capital project and it is our understanding that the state simply opted to phase in its support for this project over several years, rather than all at once in the current budget year.” Thanks, Brian. We stand corrected.

link: http://www.npr.org/blogs/politics/2008/09/lineitem_irony.html

No reduction, just bad reporting.

Is that picture (the very top one) even Sarah Palin? It really doesn’t look like her….I’ve seen lots of headshots of her, but not that one. Where’d ya find it?

I’ve seen it labeled as her before, but the jawline looks all wrong to me. All the pictures except this one I have seen have a far less square jawline.

Stick to spanking content; your forte. There are enough blogs out there dedicated to knucklehead political commentary.

That top picture isn’t Palin, it’s the lady from the Overstock.com commercials. “Dan Quail with tits.” Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Ok, so not all the i’s were dotted nor all the t’s crossed here. Big deal. The point is that there are far too many big mouth self-righteous blowhards who should have had the arrogance spanked paddled or whipped out of them a long time ago, had it not been for the fact that their parents, more often than not, were the role models for their condescending holier-than-thou behavior. And, more often than not, if the parents did in fact attempt to correct an obnoxious child’s behavior, they probably were reported as child-abusers. Today’s ultra rich ultra ignorant yuppies are passing on these wonderful traits to their own delightful offspring every day, and so the cycle continues. When was the last time YOU forgot how many homes you own?

Sighs, I wondered when that would come up. In case you hadn’t noticed Cindy McCain is wealthy. She probably owns lots of property. Does John McCain have to know how many or even where they are? No. And is Obama a man of the people? Is he down here making $10 an hour like Joe Six-Pack? No. According to the NY Times he made $4.2 million last year. When was the last time you made $4.2 million? And while we are on the subject I would love to own so many houses I can’t remember the exact number. I would like to have more money than I can count. That is the American Dream – to succeed. Cindy McCain’s family took a $10,000 investment and turned it into millions. Obama was abandoned by his father and raised by his grandmother, and despite being influenced by this typical white person, he has gone on to great things – Ivy League law school, Illinois state Senator, US Senator, possible President, millionaire. More power to them both.

This blog entry was funny and well-written. The conservatives did receive fair warning at the beginning, so if you were offended too bad.

No matter who you vote for, please vote. As the say in Chicago, vote early, vote often.

I’m not offended at all. I find this blog to be very well written and quite amusing. Not to mention the pictures are always great as are the reviews. I also have no issues with the little name calling like “Dan Quayle with tits.” I just like it when all the facts are presented in full and correctly. I also like it when they are balanced. If you are going to say McCain is out of touch because he has so many houses he can’t remember how many be man enough to say Obama is just as out of touch since he went to an Ivy League school and made over $4 million last year. Not to mention how he blew off eating a working man’s Philly cheese steak to go sample $100 a pound ham. Neither one is going to invite the average American over for dinner anytime soon.

That you attack a person and not issues, I expect from a liberal, it’s normal.

But was it just an obsessive compulsive need that forced you to lie?

She Never banned any books, which the smallest check would have discovered.

And, If a belief in God makse a person a Religious lunatic, we are way out numbered.

The total TERROR of this woman by the left is amazing.

The main reason is that as unqualified as she may be, she is still more qualified than Obama.

At least she wasn’t the creation of the Chicago political machine and does not need a teleprompter to make every speech.

Every four years the Democrats find a way to blow a Presidential election.

Oh no!! They did it again!

Independent rant over.

Lee

She bucked the well entrenched political machine in Alaska, while this Obama guy buddied up to his corrupt political machine in Chicago, even buying real property at a discount from the poster boy for Chicago corruption (who is now in jail for racketeering and buying political favors, no thanks to this messianic crusader from nowhere).

Please stick to spanking. As for politics, comparing number one on the ticket to number two on the opposition’s ticket is always a loser. Especially with this guy. Just research how he won his US senate race in 2004: He’s a corrupt Chicago street politician who has no problem with extortion.

Hell, just treat her like they did any arrogant bitch in the Old West. In the old days, out in the country, they would string her up by her tits and whip her until she bleeds. Then fuck her brains out, except that’s already been done.

Actually, wouldn’t it be better entertainment to have her engage Jennifer Granholm in a bull whip battle, each naked excepting fishnet hose and high heels.

If we are to be outrageous, let us be totally outrageous.

It occurs to me that being an “adult” doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a grown-up. Wisdom and knowledge don’t automatically occur when you’ve reached a certain age. If this were so, then all we’d have to do is wait around for the “Smart Fairy” to hit us over the head with her wand when we turn 30. Unfortunately there are far too many adolescents in adult clothing running things today who haven’t grown up yet. And I very much doubt that they will mature any time soon.

Hmm, if she needs spanking, what about Obama’s Angry Wife Unit? Or Nancy Pelosi? Or the Code Pinkos? Or any leftist-democrat female?

’sides, global warming isn’t man made, that as been proven. Heck, global warming doesn’t even happen (it’s a hype by the media and a few idiots who want to take your money). It’s actually getting colder. And a new ice age would be much, much, MUCH worse than global warming.

“our next two neighbours are foreign countries”, Palin let the world know during her now infamous CBS interview. This qualifies for at least two more swats.
Feel free to add more citations.

From what I saw last night, it was Sarah who spanked Joe hard.

I’m amazed at the number of right wing fucktards who read a spanking porn blog. Unlike your collective intellect, your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

I am very pleased to have the opportunity to want to spank Sarah Palin. From me she deserves 25 strokes of the cane on her bare bottom. 25 of the hardest and most painfull strokes of the cane.

After I have caned Sarah Palin. It would be Cindy McCain’s turn. Up would go Cindy McCain’s dress, down would come her bloomer’s and upon her naked bare bottom she would get also 25 strokes of the cane. And the very best 25 strokes of the cane.

Can you put Grethen Carlson of Fox and Friends cable channel on your list of naughty women who need a good spanking. This women needs to have her tight skirt raised waist high, her bloomers taken down, and a good dose of a whippy cane given to her on her bare bottom

I would just LOVE to strip Sarah Palin naked and barefoot live on national TV. Then I’d pull her kicking and squealing over my knee and take a riding-crop to her buttocks for the next five or ten minutes. I would not stop trashing her until I was quite sure that she had learned her lesson. By the end of her long-overdue punishment, she would be bawling her eyes and begging for mercy!