Ah yes Dear Reader,. Yesterday was April 15th which is Tax day here in the states. For those of you who are not so lucky this is the day we give our hard earned money to the government so they in turn can can give it to various CEO’s to spend on private jets, corporate sports boxes and the occasional hooker. What a great system we have here indeed. I hope the Dear Reader that the Tax man has not taken too much of a bite. So lets put that all behind us today and revel in the fact that the only people that will have jobs by the end of this year are the fat cats in the board room, divorce and bankruptcy lawyers and of course our beloved spanking models. So lets get on with it shall we, I am of course Brushstrokes your host. Today is April 16th 2009 and this is The Spanking Updates of the Week!
Of all the models I have interviewed the one thing that they pretty much agree on is getting spanked in the diaper position sucks. First you have the naughty bits exposed which when coupled with a wildly flailing hand and a squirming behind can spell disaster. Second unlike the other positions a spanker if he really knows what he or she is doing can get some serious leverage smacking that bare bottom. Finally while none of them have confirmed this but I highly suspect that the spankee has to watch every time the spanker winds up to smack her pretty ass. Well our Able Amsterdam Authoritarian does a great job at protecting the lovely Angels naughty bits but manages to get quite a bit of leverage as poor Angel watches spank after painful Spank. From Real Life Spanking 
Dallas has a Mission Dear Readers. He is really a member of the Moral right wing trying to stamp out pornography You see he takes pretty young women (Keegan here can’t be more then 22) and spanks them so severely that they will never ever subject themselves to such an ordeal again. Thus he is slowly but surely eliminating the pool of potential spanking models. The horror Dear Reader. Well at least we can enjoy them while they last. Keegan a young nubile spanking virgin learns what it feels like to be spanked by a hand of iron. From Dallas Spanks Hard 
It is Sarah Gregory’s Birthday Dear Reader! Had I known I would have sent her some flowers or at least a hairbrush. What better way to kick off your birthday with a good birthday spanking from our wonderful Clare Fonda on her really ugly couch! I am seriously digging those shorts she has on too. Now that she is one year older perhaps she will be interested in a funny looking old dude. From Spanked Sweeties 
Why wait for a schoolgirl to be naughty Dear Reader? You know she is going to be so you might as well get it over with when she first arrives at school. Just a “reminder” of what is to come if she acts up. In this particular place she gets spanked by a “creepy old dude” as put by one of my Dear Readers. I can only hope I am as creepy as I am old if this is what you get to do! From Spanking Online (or via the 4 site Spank Pass) 
Punished Brats unveils the bottom of yet another new spankee to enjoy. Lavender Rayne was laid off after the CEO paid himself 17 million when the stock price dropped from $80 to less then a dollar as a “incentive bonus”. As we all know the trickle down theory dictates that Lavender would share in the CEO’s well executed leadership! Ah but that is not the case Dear Reader, with her money gone she has no money to pay the rent! So instead of evicting her the beautiful Beverly Bacci decides to spank her instead. I have a feeling Dear Reader there will be lots of unfortunate spanked bottoms in the months coming. 
Funny thing about girls that get spanked together. Sometimes they feel each other’s pain! Take a look in this case at Emma Brown’s Face in the last slide. I doubt the girl getting the spanking winced like that. From English Spankers 
Ah Lucy Baxter is back with her partner. A Giant with a little person! fortunately for us our petite Lucy once again dresses in a sailor dress (why do I love that?) and gets spanked soundly over the knee. From Sound Punishments 
Look Dear Reader, Robin stole batman’s mask. And he is a spanko! Geez and I always thought he was gay. From Rough Man Spank 
Ah the blonde housewife Courtney Crave is back. As you might remember she was suddenly transported forward in time from 1955. Now Your Humble Narrator has a question. With all the advertising I have seen from the period there are quite a few instances with the husband spanking the wife. Now I wonder if back then before there was such thing as domestic violence laws if that was a common way to correct your wife? From Good Spanking 
Our Schoolgirl Monica has indeed been a naughty girl. She tried to leave her well tended education and become a pirate! Unfortunately for her she couldn’t get a flight to Somalia and the cutlass she was carrying didn’t help her get though security. So once returned to her school she is in for a caning of her life. Good thing though, it cured her from saying “Arrrg” after each sentence. From Real Spanking Institute (or the 8 Site Real Spanking Pass) 
Our Bare Bottomed Rosaleen, Where have you gone oh Rosaleen! ok enough of my poetry that if I subjected you to any more it would make your ears bleed. Once again this is the incredibly cute Rosaleen Young getting the paddle to that incredible rear of hers on Spanking Mags. 
The Japanese announced this week they will be installing biometric ad campaigns on the streets of Tokyo. Which means of course I can never visit there since all the billboards around me will depict women being spanked and hair loss remedies. “OUCH Hi I would like to tell you about OUCH this new product that will remove OUCH your bald spot and make you irresistible OUCH to women” . From Handspanking.com 
Brushstrokes
You might like to know that Keagan has also filmed for RealSpankings, but I doubt it has been posted yet. On their message board it is said that she is only 18.
Spankings of the Week…
Links of the Week
Painfully bad language
Spanked (vid)
A Splash of Red
Quality industry news
New Kiss Me Kate
Tart Cards
Easter Spanking Party
The smacking of Sally
Implements to hide
Couple of old pics here
Bar paddling (vid)
As the neig…