This is of course off the topic of spanking Dear reader but My Mailman hates me.  Mind you that Your Humble Narrator has been nothing but nice to the guy but for the fact that I simply never pick up my mail.  You see for someone who is as wired as myself all of my banking, bills, correspondence and just about anything I can think of is online.  The post office is simply obsolete.  I have indeed tried to get them to stop delivering since it is nothing but offers to put me more in debt or coupons that I don’t use.  But to no avail.  They are stubbornly insistent that I MUST want my mail.

Now coupled with the fact I lost my key to my mailbox months ago I am indeed sure it is filled with crap so much so my mailman has begun publicly berating your humble narrator for his slothful ways.  Now given the reputation of postal workers in their stressful occupation of driving around delivering crap to people I choose not to respond lest he get a gun and shoot up half the neighborhood.  But today I think I have finally beaten them.  Pinned to my door was a rather threatening letter that unless I clear out my box immediately (which I can’t) they will return to sender all of my mail, which is exactly what I wanted them to do in the first place!  Ah the wonders of bureaucracy. 

But enough of my rant about our fine mail carriers being employed only by our direct mail lobbyists. Let us get on with the Spanking Updates of the Week!

Let us begin with the beautiful Charlie Skye getting spanked by our own David Pierson with some wonderful photography that reminds the view of some of the old NuWest picture sets that titillated us oh so many years ago.  The photographer should indeed be congratulated since these are fantastic images of the video.  From Punished Brats
 

Being Chloe Elise is indeed Difficult Dear Reader when everyone you meet wants to put you over their knee and spank your cute bare bottom.  A girls bottom can get quite sore, not to mention it is indeed difficult to get any shopping done!  Well Chloe has had enough!  And Clare has been quite bratty as of late thus her frustrations are taken out on Ms Fonda’s fine bottom.  From Spanked Call Girl or the 4 site Clare Fonda Pass

The 18 Year old Lila who up until now has quite enjoyed her spankings feels the sting of the strap this week on Real Spanking.  But as we all know new spankee’s need to be spanked with care their first couple of times lest they run screaming from the building!  Well indeed Lila is brought “up to speed” with getting strapped on her incredible bare ass.  Judging from her facial expressions this indeed was not as “fun” as the others.  Also available though the better valued Real Spanking Pass

I am indeed not sure I could Spank Eden Wells.  The girl is simply stunning.  I would probably just stand there and drool alot.  But then again that is indeed why I do not have my own spanking site.  That is unless seeing a fat guy drooling is in high demand!  Now had I not known Dallas and noticed his lack of drooling and of course the Hummels and various knickknacks in the background I would indeed start to wonder. But then again he is from LA,  they are all a bit weird out there.  From Dallas Spanks Hard

You know I have always wanted to ask our girls which would they want rather.  Getting spanked before bed or being spanked in the morning.  Each of course has their drawbacks.  For example if the spanking is to occur before bed there is indeed less clothes to be removed to bare their bottoms but I would assume trying to sleep with a throbbing bottom is indeed rather difficult, not to mention having to think about getting spanked all day.  A spanking in the morning is indeed a good wake me up but having to be reminded of your transgressions every time you tenderly sit down would also make one quite touchy possibly leading to another spanking!  From Fetish Flixx (yes this is a spanking site)

So Micheala McGowen is indeed a lousy houseguest.  Which of course deserves a spanking.  My only real question is how do I get her to stay at my house!  Perhaps she could do something about the mailman.  From Firm Hand Spanking

Kami Robertson in virginal white panties.  What indeed could be more enticing Dear Reader.  Well Northern spanking schools us on enticement with a slipper to this lovely girls bottom.  I would have just chosen a more substantial spanking implement than a ballerina slipper. 

In School they teach you about Culture Shock.  A lesson Your Humble Narrator quickly dismissed since I found it impossible that anyone could be so stupid.  At least until I moved to Pennsylvania where the law actually cared if people under the age of 21 drank alcohol.  I had been going to bars since I was 13 for spanks sake!  On top of which this product of Public School was suddenly deluged by peers that thought kissing would get one pregnant!  I tell you Dear Reader if there is such a thing as culture shock I indeed had it.  Which of course I went about utilizing for Your Humble Narrators benefit.  After all Spanking is the one thing that doesn’t get one pregnant!  Well a person in Yours Truly’s position can indeed sympathize with the  culture shock that Nikita is going though at the women’s prison at Bars and Stripes

Another Bare Bottom OTK Spanking from Pure Spanking

I can think of about 1000 better places to give a girl a spanking than in front of a dumpster.  Unless in fact that the dumpster is somehow related to the spanking which try as Your Humble Narrator he cannot think of one.  So this goes under silly spankings.  From Spanking University
 

And Finally for this week what might be Samantha Woodley’s first spanking shoot she appears over Chelsea Pfeiffer’s knee in rather tight jeans (and of course rather young) on the retro spanking site Good Spanking Classics

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